i’m creating a new conspiracy theory that the reason that there’s so much film discourse with people not understanding what they watch is because there’s two versions of every film and they show different theaters a different version at random

important to remember

my 'type' is the sort of girl you can click and drag a box around to add to your control group and makes cute whimpering voice lines when you issue her commands

my wife is just like grovyle pmd, she's an expert at recognising me by my pawprint 🐾

this bitch sitting on my lap too busy doomscrolling the weather app to talk to me

the woke go players dont want you to know this but all eyes are real. yes even the ones on those photos on your wall. they're watching you. waiting for a moment of weakness...

hotels love giving you the type of bed that doesn't save the game when you sleep there (maybe a quicksave at best)

im not doomscrolling im joyscrolling. if your feed makes you feel bad thats a skill issue im afraid

lesbian pannenkoek: "so as of last month i have 2.5 girlfriends. now, what's half a girlfriend you might ask? well, its actually quite simple

in my shinji era (avoiding normal social interaction until someone asks me to pilot their eva)

poem that my dear friend @arcanumb.bsky.social wrote & published this week ❤️‍🔥🏳️‍⚧️

'eye contact is important' mfs the type to explode and drop a blue coin if you run around them in a circle after

there are 2 genders: girl and computer, and lets just say im bisexual as fuck

me to my likes to know things 2 weeks in advance gf: "im putting in my 2 weeks notice"

if only 12 year old me knew that the next 7 years of calling people slurs in dota 2 would prepare me so well for calling beautiful women slurs in bed now

im like if a he/him lesbian used she/her pronouns