Spriteanon
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I'm writing this: http://archiveofourown.org/series/2264210
Arc 1 was kindly proofread by SNUser, who also translated Arc 1 of the Re:Zero Web Novel.
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Arc 1 was kindly proofread by SNUser, who also translated Arc 1 of the Re:Zero Web Novel.
Messages welcome.
Pfp's art by @guigfreitas.bsky.social
Link Tree: linktr.ee/Spriteanon
I'm sorry, are we really at the point where we shame Tolkien who was re-adapting ancient mythologies for having ancient mythology like elements in his notes in a drawer somewhere that he never published and only ever saw the light of day because someone looted his office after he died?
January 19, 2026 at 8:20 AM
I'm sorry, are we really at the point where we shame Tolkien who was re-adapting ancient mythologies for having ancient mythology like elements in his notes in a drawer somewhere that he never published and only ever saw the light of day because someone looted his office after he died?
"All humanoids in the Milky Way share DNA."
Filthy Mammalian lies, as anyone familiar with the infallible Voth Doctrine would know!
Filthy Mammalian lies, as anyone familiar with the infallible Voth Doctrine would know!
January 18, 2026 at 4:46 PM
"All humanoids in the Milky Way share DNA."
Filthy Mammalian lies, as anyone familiar with the infallible Voth Doctrine would know!
Filthy Mammalian lies, as anyone familiar with the infallible Voth Doctrine would know!
Meanwhile in Middle-Earth: youtu.be/47j9mCZJbcg
January 18, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Meanwhile in Middle-Earth: youtu.be/47j9mCZJbcg
Lara Croft's boobs are supposed to look like she wears a carboardbox that she cut in half for a bra.
Unless her chest area is made up of exactly 6 vertexes, it is not Lara Croft!
Unless her chest area is made up of exactly 6 vertexes, it is not Lara Croft!
January 16, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Lara Croft's boobs are supposed to look like she wears a carboardbox that she cut in half for a bra.
Unless her chest area is made up of exactly 6 vertexes, it is not Lara Croft!
Unless her chest area is made up of exactly 6 vertexes, it is not Lara Croft!
I realize it might be hard to score given it's not out yet, but how high would you estimate the Gabecube might end up when it releases?
January 16, 2026 at 9:02 AM
I realize it might be hard to score given it's not out yet, but how high would you estimate the Gabecube might end up when it releases?
It's truly incredible that by this point, North Korean propaganda seems downright sane by comparison.
January 15, 2026 at 7:23 AM
It's truly incredible that by this point, North Korean propaganda seems downright sane by comparison.
If this goes to court, I wish it would be televised.
The state he's in, he'd probably spend the entire time he has to give testimony about why he's a better fit as a guardian turned to the side, talking to a Kermit doll in Nazi uniform, or scratching at his veins and chewing on pencils.
The state he's in, he'd probably spend the entire time he has to give testimony about why he's a better fit as a guardian turned to the side, talking to a Kermit doll in Nazi uniform, or scratching at his veins and chewing on pencils.
January 13, 2026 at 4:32 AM
If this goes to court, I wish it would be televised.
The state he's in, he'd probably spend the entire time he has to give testimony about why he's a better fit as a guardian turned to the side, talking to a Kermit doll in Nazi uniform, or scratching at his veins and chewing on pencils.
The state he's in, he'd probably spend the entire time he has to give testimony about why he's a better fit as a guardian turned to the side, talking to a Kermit doll in Nazi uniform, or scratching at his veins and chewing on pencils.
On the note of the alt text:
While Remiz is in fact a restaurant in Budapest, the joke here is that Remiz is also an alternate term for the location where public transit vehicles are parked when not in use. I.e. it took so long for the conductor to give her her change, that the entire day went by.
While Remiz is in fact a restaurant in Budapest, the joke here is that Remiz is also an alternate term for the location where public transit vehicles are parked when not in use. I.e. it took so long for the conductor to give her her change, that the entire day went by.
January 12, 2026 at 5:06 PM
On the note of the alt text:
While Remiz is in fact a restaurant in Budapest, the joke here is that Remiz is also an alternate term for the location where public transit vehicles are parked when not in use. I.e. it took so long for the conductor to give her her change, that the entire day went by.
While Remiz is in fact a restaurant in Budapest, the joke here is that Remiz is also an alternate term for the location where public transit vehicles are parked when not in use. I.e. it took so long for the conductor to give her her change, that the entire day went by.
Argoninans: "Nothing is permanent, building anything more than a mudhut is pointless"
Also Argonians: "So I like this girl, and as per our traditions I must present her with an extremely elaborate bespoke wedding band to represent our eternal bond before handholding may commence"
Also Argonians: "So I like this girl, and as per our traditions I must present her with an extremely elaborate bespoke wedding band to represent our eternal bond before handholding may commence"
January 12, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Argoninans: "Nothing is permanent, building anything more than a mudhut is pointless"
Also Argonians: "So I like this girl, and as per our traditions I must present her with an extremely elaborate bespoke wedding band to represent our eternal bond before handholding may commence"
Also Argonians: "So I like this girl, and as per our traditions I must present her with an extremely elaborate bespoke wedding band to represent our eternal bond before handholding may commence"
To be fair, being anything on Facebook is a valid criticism.
January 11, 2026 at 4:49 AM
To be fair, being anything on Facebook is a valid criticism.
[Frolic plays softly in the distance]
January 10, 2026 at 10:22 AM
[Frolic plays softly in the distance]
Yeah, my thinking too, if nothing else because if that rifle had fired while free hanging at the guy's neck, he wouldn't have a jaw anymore.
January 10, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Yeah, my thinking too, if nothing else because if that rifle had fired while free hanging at the guy's neck, he wouldn't have a jaw anymore.
While I agree (read: I always write it as one word because I keep forgetting it's not), it does make sense for it to be multiple words, since it's referring to multiple subjects.
January 9, 2026 at 3:37 PM
While I agree (read: I always write it as one word because I keep forgetting it's not), it does make sense for it to be multiple words, since it's referring to multiple subjects.
Contract whatever mortal illness he's been pretending he doesn't have.
January 9, 2026 at 9:07 AM
Contract whatever mortal illness he's been pretending he doesn't have.
Genuinely wondering how the fuck they think she would have managed that. Do they live in the Crazy Taxi 3 world? Was she reaching for the jump button in her car to make it spin in the air and land on ICE? The absolute worst she could have done to them from the position she was in was crush a toe.
January 8, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Genuinely wondering how the fuck they think she would have managed that. Do they live in the Crazy Taxi 3 world? Was she reaching for the jump button in her car to make it spin in the air and land on ICE? The absolute worst she could have done to them from the position she was in was crush a toe.
Is there even anything to suggest that? Most of the people I've seen in my life with pronouns in their bio are not trans, just clarifying.
January 8, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Is there even anything to suggest that? Most of the people I've seen in my life with pronouns in their bio are not trans, just clarifying.
What even is the 'literally every time' in this case?
Literally every time someone gets murdered in broad daylight for no reason?
Is their point that there's people out there seeking to murder specifically people with pronouns in their bio?
What's the takeaway from that?
Literally every time someone gets murdered in broad daylight for no reason?
Is their point that there's people out there seeking to murder specifically people with pronouns in their bio?
What's the takeaway from that?
January 7, 2026 at 11:59 PM
What even is the 'literally every time' in this case?
Literally every time someone gets murdered in broad daylight for no reason?
Is their point that there's people out there seeking to murder specifically people with pronouns in their bio?
What's the takeaway from that?
Literally every time someone gets murdered in broad daylight for no reason?
Is their point that there's people out there seeking to murder specifically people with pronouns in their bio?
What's the takeaway from that?
There's lots of cases of idiots asking AI programs to 'unmask' people, not understanding (or understanding perfectly and wanting to poison the well) that AI is just going to imagine a face, one that could be completely different from the real person.
January 7, 2026 at 11:23 PM
There's lots of cases of idiots asking AI programs to 'unmask' people, not understanding (or understanding perfectly and wanting to poison the well) that AI is just going to imagine a face, one that could be completely different from the real person.
Considering that I can't see his brown scarf anywhere in the two 'unmasked' images, and one of them looks nearly identical to the one where he's masked looking into the camera (and one of them ones where he's unmasked, he's reaching for nothing infront of his nose), these might be AI.
January 7, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Considering that I can't see his brown scarf anywhere in the two 'unmasked' images, and one of them looks nearly identical to the one where he's masked looking into the camera (and one of them ones where he's unmasked, he's reaching for nothing infront of his nose), these might be AI.
I'm curious what they intend to pay with.
And I don't mean like where they're going to do budget cuts, that's pretty obvious, but more like do they plan on just taking on even more debt and pay in USD?
The currency that is rapidly becoming a worse investment because of this exact shit?
And I don't mean like where they're going to do budget cuts, that's pretty obvious, but more like do they plan on just taking on even more debt and pay in USD?
The currency that is rapidly becoming a worse investment because of this exact shit?
January 7, 2026 at 12:09 PM
I'm curious what they intend to pay with.
And I don't mean like where they're going to do budget cuts, that's pretty obvious, but more like do they plan on just taking on even more debt and pay in USD?
The currency that is rapidly becoming a worse investment because of this exact shit?
And I don't mean like where they're going to do budget cuts, that's pretty obvious, but more like do they plan on just taking on even more debt and pay in USD?
The currency that is rapidly becoming a worse investment because of this exact shit?
What do I win?
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Sudden urge to watch Team America
January 7, 2026 at 12:06 PM
What do I win?
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MENTOS: The Freshmaker!
January 7, 2026 at 3:11 AM
MENTOS: The Freshmaker!
Call them to find out if they need to leave.
January 3, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Call them to find out if they need to leave.
It's quite fucking something that an account with "Slava Ukraini" in its name is applauding an unannounced overnight military coup.
January 3, 2026 at 5:25 PM
It's quite fucking something that an account with "Slava Ukraini" in its name is applauding an unannounced overnight military coup.