I was sitting next to a first grader today who was spacing out and picking their nose. When they started putting it in their mouth, I couldn't take it anymore and asked, "Do you need a tissue?" They said "no" like what they were doing didn't just make me throw up in my mouth.

One of my Kindie classes earned a Karaoke party today and one kid suggested Hot To Go. They're going places.

A first grader brought crackers and an entire can of Easy Cheese for snack. She made a cracker tower.

"Can I sit down? My arms hurt." - 1st grader