spt3125.bsky.social
@spt3125.bsky.social
yeah i know, technically it's not a molecule, it's a...

...um...

ok wtf even is this thing
January 18, 2026 at 12:06 AM
well that's a cursed molecule if i ever saw one
January 18, 2026 at 12:04 AM
citrus taxonomy is kinda insane -- almost certainly weirder than you think
December 12, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Calibri is not bad, actually. however i'm dumbfounded by the regime's pivot to Times New Roman...

i mean, Comic Sans is *right there*
December 12, 2025 at 1:43 AM
unfortunately this will require going to war against Texas. maybe still worth it tho
November 22, 2025 at 5:21 PM
you guys this is getting silly. one red stripe. one white stripe. one star. done
November 22, 2025 at 5:19 PM
the paperclip scenario but it's GPUs
November 22, 2025 at 5:03 PM
if nothing else, this may be the most (only?) well-written email of the bunch
November 14, 2025 at 6:59 PM
*had 🙃
November 12, 2025 at 3:45 AM
please hold, the cat distribution system will be in touch with you shortly
November 12, 2025 at 3:17 AM
omg this is gorgeous
November 5, 2025 at 3:51 AM
math dork here (n=1)
October 22, 2025 at 6:59 PM
the guy might be named Ed or Al or Bo etc.?
October 17, 2025 at 3:31 AM
'mitochondrial exhaustion' might sound convincing
October 8, 2025 at 12:30 AM
can confirm
September 22, 2025 at 12:18 AM
honestly you should just go ahead and pin this one, it's gonna hold up
September 21, 2025 at 2:47 PM
no idea which thing this is about (so many options!) but you are absolutely correct
September 21, 2025 at 2:44 PM
hey at least your video isn't covered in icons, ads, half a description, and 3 sets of captions which are all different, all incorrect, and overlapping just enough to be unreadable
September 5, 2025 at 12:47 AM
13/21 (yay! I'm slightly above average)
August 17, 2025 at 7:35 PM
"at least it's not the murder hor..." *stops, hold finger to earpiece*
August 4, 2025 at 6:30 PM
ok clearly something kicked off today's edition of The Discourse(TM) and as usual i missed it
August 2, 2025 at 12:43 AM
yes but does this mean her old spot is vacant? i might know a guy 🍊
August 2, 2025 at 12:05 AM
think i still have mine somewhere 🤓
July 14, 2025 at 12:50 PM
melamine
July 7, 2025 at 5:33 PM
it takes a village
June 30, 2025 at 1:24 AM