Cat Ballou
@squarahj.bsky.social
‘Told’. Dear oh dear.
February 13, 2026 at 10:35 AM
‘Told’. Dear oh dear.
What is it with their love of a coloured trouser?
February 13, 2026 at 9:50 AM
What is it with their love of a coloured trouser?
He ran away when someone passed out in the Oval Office. He’s afraid of everything.
February 13, 2026 at 9:21 AM
He ran away when someone passed out in the Oval Office. He’s afraid of everything.
We are mere vessels to create a workforce they can make money from.
February 13, 2026 at 8:59 AM
We are mere vessels to create a workforce they can make money from.
Should’ve borrowed Michael Jackson’s sparkly glove.
February 12, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Should’ve borrowed Michael Jackson’s sparkly glove.
Just pay your fucking taxes, Jimbo.
February 12, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Just pay your fucking taxes, Jimbo.
Just left wanting more and more and more. Exhausting.
February 12, 2026 at 10:32 AM
Just left wanting more and more and more. Exhausting.
Same old out of touch, washed up old bastards, pontificating from their ivory tower. Glad he’s already dressed for a day in court though.
February 12, 2026 at 10:31 AM
Same old out of touch, washed up old bastards, pontificating from their ivory tower. Glad he’s already dressed for a day in court though.
Looks like he’s spent a night in the cells and straight into court.
February 11, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Looks like he’s spent a night in the cells and straight into court.
Damn it. Used all mine up on Wes.
February 10, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Damn it. Used all mine up on Wes.
A gaggle of John Wayne Gacys.
February 10, 2026 at 7:23 PM
A gaggle of John Wayne Gacys.
He’s a keen bean isn’t he?!
“Happy to get in the saddle, Nige, and spread some bullshit. No probs.”
“Happy to get in the saddle, Nige, and spread some bullshit. No probs.”
February 10, 2026 at 7:04 PM
He’s a keen bean isn’t he?!
“Happy to get in the saddle, Nige, and spread some bullshit. No probs.”
“Happy to get in the saddle, Nige, and spread some bullshit. No probs.”
Yeah that’s what our US ambassador said. He’s now being investigated by the police.
February 10, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Yeah that’s what our US ambassador said. He’s now being investigated by the police.
Zack. Wes is an oily fraud.
February 10, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Zack. Wes is an oily fraud.
Cash helps people to budget and not mindlessly tap away their bank balance.
February 10, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Cash helps people to budget and not mindlessly tap away their bank balance.
Exactly this. Paying in the moment becomes a thing of the past. 😅
February 10, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Exactly this. Paying in the moment becomes a thing of the past. 😅
Wes is busy working out his next move. He can’t be answering piddling questions about this.
February 10, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Wes is busy working out his next move. He can’t be answering piddling questions about this.
It works for some but mandating everyone back to work is naive at best.
February 10, 2026 at 2:10 PM
It works for some but mandating everyone back to work is naive at best.
And he doesn’t find comedy funny. Cock.
February 10, 2026 at 12:16 AM
And he doesn’t find comedy funny. Cock.
Exactly the same words trotted out by a different minster on Ch4 news. They really need to get copilot to write an alternative.
February 10, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Exactly the same words trotted out by a different minster on Ch4 news. They really need to get copilot to write an alternative.
That’s right, pay extortionate rail fares, buy expensive coffees and lunch and sit in an expensive office on Teams calls to make sure the big corporates keep that money rolling in. Absolute shithousery.
February 10, 2026 at 12:03 AM
That’s right, pay extortionate rail fares, buy expensive coffees and lunch and sit in an expensive office on Teams calls to make sure the big corporates keep that money rolling in. Absolute shithousery.
Also funny how in no other work situation would you be thanked for your sterling work as you’re sacked.
February 8, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Also funny how in no other work situation would you be thanked for your sterling work as you’re sacked.