Alan Houser
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Alan Houser
@squareflair.bsky.social
Product Designer. Full-stack pancakes. UX by day, pie by slice. Come for the no-nonsense and stay for the nonsense. Draxx Them Sklounst. https://linktr.ee/squareflair
Any help needed lubing-up the entrance funnel to hell, @thedevil.bsky.social ?
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November 30, 2025 at 1:08 AM
When something in your life pulls you forward like that needle, do you feel carried or dragged?

Does that hit you as surrender or as acceptance?
November 29, 2025 at 7:33 PM
That might be the worst hair I’ve seen in *checks date* 2025.
November 28, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Rapidly increase polarization?!
Is there even room for growth?
November 28, 2025 at 10:02 PM
🫠 Like Secret Service would EVER put him in that position. Maybe he thinks he’s the Mayor of Gotham. 🦇🔦
November 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Don’t pin it on one individual. The entire GOP is a death cult.
November 26, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Keep the library, and in it: a catalog of every lie he told, so those who worshiped him will know the truth.

January 6th exhibit
The Butler Pennsylvania Faux Assassination exhibit
Haitians Weren't Eating Our Pets exhibit
Corporate Sellouts exhibit
The Charlie Kirk Assassination exhibit
November 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
SAME! 🏆
November 25, 2025 at 6:35 PM
November 25, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I've watched it 30 times now. She should be part of any sci-fi film's flight crew.
November 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Military folks are required to refuse unlawful orders. That duty outranks any private agreement someone tries to slide across the table.

An NDA can’t magically make an illegal order legal, and it can’t stop someone from reporting wrongdoing. You can’t contract your way around the law.
November 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
November 24, 2025 at 8:21 PM
HAHAHA! Classic
November 24, 2025 at 8:18 PM