if everyone in america had access to convenient and clean public transportation no one would drive. like you actually can’t make me drive to work, I refuse. I get to spend 45 minutes sipping my coffee, reading my book, watching a youtube video, brain OFF. getting teary eyed just thinking about it

the people who are obsessed with Hunter Biden need a hobby. I recommend cross stitching!

dear Lego, the adults yearn for the twilight set. hurry it up babe

instead of that twitter account that tells you everything that liza minelli has outlived, I need one that tracks things that have happened prior to America getting high speed cross country trains

fantasy football is not for sore losers (me)

clocking in to my 5-9! (scrolling bluesky and interacting with posts in order to fix my algorithm)

this takes me back to when I first got on twitter and for the life of me I couldn’t find the “hehe”accounts to follow. I am in need of “haha”, maybe even some “lol”