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Giving you information on our favorite cryptid.
Squatches love Twin Peaks. Filmed in their backyard!
December 3, 2024 at 5:13 PM
Squatches love Twin Peaks. Filmed in their backyard!
Squatches are actually taught how to masturbate by chipmunks.
November 27, 2024 at 4:43 PM
Squatches are actually taught how to masturbate by chipmunks.
Sex involving Squatches is known as a musk.
November 27, 2024 at 3:20 AM
Sex involving Squatches is known as a musk.
I can set you up with some real nice Squatchettes! Don’t expect it to be shaved down there though.
November 27, 2024 at 3:18 AM
I can set you up with some real nice Squatchettes! Don’t expect it to be shaved down there though.
That is a favorite swimming hole for Squatches.
November 27, 2024 at 3:11 AM
That is a favorite swimming hole for Squatches.
Trust me they smell better than Squatches.
November 27, 2024 at 1:24 AM
Trust me they smell better than Squatches.
If you get one with a Squatch on it, then it’s good luck!
November 27, 2024 at 1:18 AM
If you get one with a Squatch on it, then it’s good luck!
Good point. Squatches will use a variety of methods to thaw their turkey, the best method is to dry hump it for a couple hours.
November 26, 2024 at 8:42 PM
Good point. Squatches will use a variety of methods to thaw their turkey, the best method is to dry hump it for a couple hours.
A Squatches favorite Johnny Cash song is “I’ve Been Everywhere” as they travel a lot as well.
November 26, 2024 at 8:39 PM
A Squatches favorite Johnny Cash song is “I’ve Been Everywhere” as they travel a lot as well.
I’ve kissed many Squatchettes. They are not fond of the French kiss though.
November 26, 2024 at 8:37 PM
I’ve kissed many Squatchettes. They are not fond of the French kiss though.
Very Squatchy for sure!
November 26, 2024 at 8:36 PM
Very Squatchy for sure!
Sesame goes for Bigfoot researchers. All that grant money for them to not even find Ol Squatchy. I’ve been hanging out with Squatches for years!
November 26, 2024 at 8:32 PM
Sesame goes for Bigfoot researchers. All that grant money for them to not even find Ol Squatchy. I’ve been hanging out with Squatches for years!
All that work, when they could have just used rabbit fur.
November 26, 2024 at 7:00 PM
All that work, when they could have just used rabbit fur.