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Soft as they come. Mama's most sensitive baby boy. I do music. I play games. I write words. Check out my blog: squatplaysgames.com
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· Jan 11
Thought I'd do one of these intro posts
Music: math-rock, post-rock, prog-metal, other dorky shit. I play guitar and dabble in music production (poorly)
Video games: JRPGs, strategy, sims, Souls-likes
Mountain biking
Writing fiction, games blog that I rarely update
Gunpla and 40k
Tea
Books
Music: math-rock, post-rock, prog-metal, other dorky shit. I play guitar and dabble in music production (poorly)
Video games: JRPGs, strategy, sims, Souls-likes
Mountain biking
Writing fiction, games blog that I rarely update
Gunpla and 40k
Tea
Books
Please don't make me get out of bed.
October 20, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Please don't make me get out of bed.
The name of this aong is also the title of my memoir.
October 18, 2025 at 10:25 PM
The name of this aong is also the title of my memoir.
No matter how many times I listen to this song, I am just constantly in awe at what a perfect ending it is to an already perfect album.
October 18, 2025 at 8:30 PM
No matter how many times I listen to this song, I am just constantly in awe at what a perfect ending it is to an already perfect album.
Actually being responsible and taking care of myself today, so I think I deserve a little treat.
October 8, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Actually being responsible and taking care of myself today, so I think I deserve a little treat.
Goddamn, everything in the orbit of The Contortionist is just fucking gold.
October 7, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Goddamn, everything in the orbit of The Contortionist is just fucking gold.
My library holds for The White Lotus S3 and Fallout S1 both came in on the same day, SO WHICH DO I WATCH FIRST?
The answer? Neither, because I can't stop playing Valhim for 5-12 hours every day.
The answer? Neither, because I can't stop playing Valhim for 5-12 hours every day.
October 3, 2025 at 10:29 PM
My library holds for The White Lotus S3 and Fallout S1 both came in on the same day, SO WHICH DO I WATCH FIRST?
The answer? Neither, because I can't stop playing Valhim for 5-12 hours every day.
The answer? Neither, because I can't stop playing Valhim for 5-12 hours every day.
Completed my biennial full-face shave and wondering why the fuck I did this to myself.
October 3, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Completed my biennial full-face shave and wondering why the fuck I did this to myself.
Guys, I have a serious problem.
For the last 2 weeks, I have eaten, breathed, slept, pissed, and shat Valheim. Continuously. Without end. It's starting to come out of my pores, and I'm afraid to leave my house for fear that everyone around me will smell my rotten, Viking stench.
Please, help me.
For the last 2 weeks, I have eaten, breathed, slept, pissed, and shat Valheim. Continuously. Without end. It's starting to come out of my pores, and I'm afraid to leave my house for fear that everyone around me will smell my rotten, Viking stench.
Please, help me.
October 2, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Guys, I have a serious problem.
For the last 2 weeks, I have eaten, breathed, slept, pissed, and shat Valheim. Continuously. Without end. It's starting to come out of my pores, and I'm afraid to leave my house for fear that everyone around me will smell my rotten, Viking stench.
Please, help me.
For the last 2 weeks, I have eaten, breathed, slept, pissed, and shat Valheim. Continuously. Without end. It's starting to come out of my pores, and I'm afraid to leave my house for fear that everyone around me will smell my rotten, Viking stench.
Please, help me.
Isekai titles have gotten way out of hand.
September 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Isekai titles have gotten way out of hand.
When you reach for the stars and realize you had no business building rockets in the first place.
But I guess even NASA lost a few on the launch pad, right?
But I guess even NASA lost a few on the launch pad, right?
September 3, 2025 at 3:32 PM
When you reach for the stars and realize you had no business building rockets in the first place.
But I guess even NASA lost a few on the launch pad, right?
But I guess even NASA lost a few on the launch pad, right?
Whoever invented mornings deserves a spanking, and not the good kind.
September 2, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Whoever invented mornings deserves a spanking, and not the good kind.
I like that Avi Loeb is willing to ask interesting questions, but I also think he might be happier as a science fiction writer.
August 30, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I like that Avi Loeb is willing to ask interesting questions, but I also think he might be happier as a science fiction writer.
I don't take really post pics of myself because it's impossible for me to look like anything other than the most generic white man alive.
August 30, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I don't take really post pics of myself because it's impossible for me to look like anything other than the most generic white man alive.
Just had a random flashback to the time I took a piss after chopping a shit load of jalapeños without washing my hands first.
August 29, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Just had a random flashback to the time I took a piss after chopping a shit load of jalapeños without washing my hands first.
Who is an acclaimed filmmaker that you just don't like?
Mine is Wes Anderson. I will not deny his talent, but his films just feel so far up their own ass, and his "quirky" style comes off as ostentatious and kinda cringe.
Mine is Wes Anderson. I will not deny his talent, but his films just feel so far up their own ass, and his "quirky" style comes off as ostentatious and kinda cringe.
August 29, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Who is an acclaimed filmmaker that you just don't like?
Mine is Wes Anderson. I will not deny his talent, but his films just feel so far up their own ass, and his "quirky" style comes off as ostentatious and kinda cringe.
Mine is Wes Anderson. I will not deny his talent, but his films just feel so far up their own ass, and his "quirky" style comes off as ostentatious and kinda cringe.
I came across this blu ray at V Stock today thinking, "shit, s Jackie Chan movie I've never seen, and it has the original Cantonese audio track plus a bunch of special features! And only $0.02?!"
Anyway, my dumb ass didn't realize that 88 Films is a UK distibutor, and it's a region B disc...
Anyway, my dumb ass didn't realize that 88 Films is a UK distibutor, and it's a region B disc...
August 28, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I came across this blu ray at V Stock today thinking, "shit, s Jackie Chan movie I've never seen, and it has the original Cantonese audio track plus a bunch of special features! And only $0.02?!"
Anyway, my dumb ass didn't realize that 88 Films is a UK distibutor, and it's a region B disc...
Anyway, my dumb ass didn't realize that 88 Films is a UK distibutor, and it's a region B disc...
Didn't think I'd manage it, but i got out of bed and left the house today.
Thanks, Klonopin.
Thanks, Klonopin.
August 28, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Didn't think I'd manage it, but i got out of bed and left the house today.
Thanks, Klonopin.
Thanks, Klonopin.
Closed the life-wasting app in disgust just to immediately open the other life-wasting app.
August 28, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Closed the life-wasting app in disgust just to immediately open the other life-wasting app.
Enabling explicit content in my Steam preferences turns the entire trending tab into furry porn.
August 28, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Enabling explicit content in my Steam preferences turns the entire trending tab into furry porn.
Am I awkward or mysteriously, handsomely aloof?
Awkward. I'm just awkward.
Sorry, ladies.
Awkward. I'm just awkward.
Sorry, ladies.
August 28, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Am I awkward or mysteriously, handsomely aloof?
Awkward. I'm just awkward.
Sorry, ladies.
Awkward. I'm just awkward.
Sorry, ladies.
Oh fuck yes.
No Man's Sky Voyagers Trailer (Update 6.0) www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHZL...
Deep Dive www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdkt...
Patch notes www.nomanssky.com/voyagers-upd...
Deep Dive www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdkt...
Patch notes www.nomanssky.com/voyagers-upd...
August 27, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Oh fuck yes.
Working at a public library is rotting my brain. Like, I feel significantly dumber than I did 4 years ago.
God, these people fucking suck.
God, these people fucking suck.
August 27, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Working at a public library is rotting my brain. Like, I feel significantly dumber than I did 4 years ago.
God, these people fucking suck.
God, these people fucking suck.
Watched The Menu last night, and as someone who worked in food service for years and wishes for nothing less than the entire industry to burn to the fucking ground, I thought it was pretty good.
August 26, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Watched The Menu last night, and as someone who worked in food service for years and wishes for nothing less than the entire industry to burn to the fucking ground, I thought it was pretty good.
Greasy chinese food and a good movie just might cure me.
August 23, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Greasy chinese food and a good movie just might cure me.
Last night I rewatched L.A. confidential for the first time in like 15 years, and holy shit man that movie is still a top 10 all-timer.
August 23, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Last night I rewatched L.A. confidential for the first time in like 15 years, and holy shit man that movie is still a top 10 all-timer.