Cacti-Cooler™ (Tegan)
@squeaky-succulent.bsky.social
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inflatable cactus-shaped drinks cooler • it/its digital artist • mmo junkie • boppable objectkin late 30s • trans/non-binary • 🔞 • 🌵🔒♾️
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squeaky-succulent.bsky.social
kinda-sorta? i have a lot of fond memories of the early Resident Evil games & i do like it when things get weird & existentially creepy.

but i don’t really like jump-scares or gore—at least not in anything approaching modern fidelity—so that kind of writes off a lot of the genre for me.
squeaky-succulent.bsky.social
dunno, but i’d definitely love more stuff in this retro early-3D style.
squeaky-succulent.bsky.social
began anew in Crow Country. i’d forgotten what a deeply satisfying ’you found an item!‘ sound effect it has.

it’s a really good game so far but that’s maybe my favorite part.
squeaky-succulent.bsky.social
it’s a good post, i still think about it sometimes too. 💕
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kaiserneko.bsky.social
Young furries, do not buy this repulsive slop

Support actual furry artists if you want silly furry merch, they're out there and they're happy to oblige, and you won't be feeding a machine looking to capitalize on your subculture

Corporate shitposting needed to be smothered in the crib, istg
spazzy.bsky.social
Between this and the Spirit Halloween masks, it's amusing but also the nightmare of furry going mainstream. 💀
Gross furry shirts at Spencer's. s: @R0rek (X)
squeaky-succulent.bsky.social
helpless inanimate inflatables are pretty easy to bully. 🌵
squeaky-succulent.bsky.social
the whole country is just a bunch of different scams stacked up in a trenchcoat, really.
squeaky-succulent.bsky.social
it being a dry heat would make a world of difference, but those shield laws would be the most important thing. i hope it's a good scouting trip for you. 💕
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gamesdonequick.com
Our FIRST-EVER #GDQueer schedule is OUT NOW!! 🌈🎉

Congratulations to our amazing runners, and a tremendous "thank you" to anyone and everyone who submitted a run for this brand-new event!!

gamesdonequick.com/schedule/61
A graphic reading "Games Done Queer SCHEDULE IS LIVE!!" Our GDQueer mascot, Byte, is in the corner with some pink hearts surrounding them.
squeaky-succulent.bsky.social
it'll be something to look forward to when you come back!
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hearthfox.bsky.social
Maybe the problem is that enough US citizens are privileged enough to be able to treat politics like an entertaining team sport and they get really defensive about keeping that privilege.
squeaky-succulent.bsky.social
i've had fun with rolled stats before in rare cases where you get 2-3 *really* high scores to balance out 1-2 *really* low ones, but yeah. point-buy or a standard array is the way to go.
squeaky-succulent.bsky.social
i'd have paid you $80 for this, Ubisoft.
stephentotilo.bsky.social
SCOOP: Last year, Ubisoft cancelled an Assassin's Creed game set during Reconstruction. Was to feature a Black Assassin who, among other things, fought the rise of the Klan

Sources: Leadership nixed it over concerns re: U.S. political climate, backlash to Yasuke

www.gamefile.news/p/scoop-ubis...
Scoop: Ubisoft cancelled a post-Civil War Assassin’s Creed last year
Company leadership deemed the project too controversial for the moment, sources tell Game File
www.gamefile.news
squeaky-succulent.bsky.social
have never had the chance to visit one of their locations, but i've watched plenty of stuff that's been filmed at them in the past. always had the impression that they were a cool sort, does feel like their vibes would be compatable with yours. 💕
squeaky-succulent.bsky.social
turn the whole party into party decorations. 🎉
squeaky-succulent.bsky.social
it's my understanding that the other unsigned bills will still become law in California even if he elects not to sign them.

• if you live in California you should still call his office and yell at him over this anyway
• he will never have my vote because of this
lgbtqnation.com
Gavin Newsom vetoes gender education bill, declines to sign other trans protections - buff.ly/MTUAV85
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threnody.bsky.social
hi, cis folks in california!

this headline leaves out that newsom has another 5 days to sign these bills into law. if you’d like to tell him he should do that to protect trans californians, you should to reach out.

he also has a phone: (916) 445-2841

want to know what to say? next post! 🧵
squeaky-succulent.bsky.social
i mean, most of the time i'm full of ice and soft-drinks instead of just liquid water. ;3
squeaky-succulent.bsky.social
hah, i'd actually tried to calculate that out a couple of months back! my base would max out at around 53 liters/14 gallons' worth of volume.
squeaky-succulent.bsky.social
oh gosh, it's so hard to pick!

it sits in this really fun spot of still being *vaguely* humanoid while also still having such different anatomy. i love the idea of having a trunk instead of a torso, a base instead of feet, and no head, face, or bits to speak of. gives me such lovely object feels.
squeaky-succulent.bsky.social
some other things that i also considered:
• other novelty food-themed inflatable rafts
• an air mattress
• bouncy castle
squeaky-succulent.bsky.social
fun to think that there's an alternate universe out there in which i'm a donut instead, though. 🍩
squeaky-succulent.bsky.social
a few, yeah! one of the other inflatable designs I was playing around with alongside the cactus was a donut-themed poolring. it was actually a close second at the time—another fun shape, based of a tasty treat—but i don't know if it would've wound up having the same kind of lasting appeal?