Spazzy π
@spazzy.bsky.social
πΌπΆ β’ Finkie β’ Old tech & media enthusiast, Aspiring home chef, Cute stuff appreciator, Beaver believer, Trash β’ He/Any β’ ποΈ 39
π Austin, TX
πΌοΈ https://spazzy.dog β’ π https://vhs.dog
π Austin, TX
πΌοΈ https://spazzy.dog β’ π https://vhs.dog
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tails: sonic, what's the true meaning of christmas?
sonic: none of us are christian, tails.
tails: i know, i'm just curious.
sonic: hmmmm.
sonic: big! what do you think the true meaning of christmas is.
big the cat: i get a 25 dollar best buy gift card and a bag of jellybeans.
sonic: yeah!
sonic: none of us are christian, tails.
tails: i know, i'm just curious.
sonic: hmmmm.
sonic: big! what do you think the true meaning of christmas is.
big the cat: i get a 25 dollar best buy gift card and a bag of jellybeans.
sonic: yeah!
November 25, 2025 at 5:54 AM
tails: sonic, what's the true meaning of christmas?
sonic: none of us are christian, tails.
tails: i know, i'm just curious.
sonic: hmmmm.
sonic: big! what do you think the true meaning of christmas is.
big the cat: i get a 25 dollar best buy gift card and a bag of jellybeans.
sonic: yeah!
sonic: none of us are christian, tails.
tails: i know, i'm just curious.
sonic: hmmmm.
sonic: big! what do you think the true meaning of christmas is.
big the cat: i get a 25 dollar best buy gift card and a bag of jellybeans.
sonic: yeah!
Omg that looks amazing, can't wait to try π€€
November 25, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Omg that looks amazing, can't wait to try π€€
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November 24, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.
November 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.
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Brined and bagged the bird (for sous vide) over the weekend. This is all that's gonna be on my mind until Thursday
November 24, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Brined and bagged the bird (for sous vide) over the weekend. This is all that's gonna be on my mind until Thursday
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We need to cook, Charlie Brown
It's the end, but the moment has been prepared for, Charlie Brown
Coffee is for closers, Charlie Brown!
November 24, 2025 at 4:52 PM
We need to cook, Charlie Brown
Big cooking for Friendsgiving this week then visiting some friends in NYC the next weekend!
November 24, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Big cooking for Friendsgiving this week then visiting some friends in NYC the next weekend!
Post a movie that takes place where you're from.
November 24, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Post a movie that takes place where you're from.
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Great engineering minds are hard at work
November 24, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Great engineering minds are hard at work
In every video of some fire department's demo of what happens when you try to deep fry frozen turkey, the pot is filled to the top so of course it's gonna overflow and instantly combust. I'm morbidly curious what you could cook with a big enough pot (like a crawfish boiler) with just enough oil.
November 23, 2025 at 8:00 PM
In every video of some fire department's demo of what happens when you try to deep fry frozen turkey, the pot is filled to the top so of course it's gonna overflow and instantly combust. I'm morbidly curious what you could cook with a big enough pot (like a crawfish boiler) with just enough oil.
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This pic goes HARD! π₯π₯π₯
November 8, 2024 at 4:42 AM
This pic goes HARD! π₯π₯π₯
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This pic goes HARDER! π₯π₯π₯
November 22, 2025 at 10:08 PM
This pic goes HARDER! π₯π₯π₯
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I think Big Wawa Coffee is the closest irl comes to having a health potion
November 23, 2025 at 10:35 AM
I think Big Wawa Coffee is the closest irl comes to having a health potion
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hey, did we ever get an update on how this turned out
December 5, 2023 at 2:36 PM
hey, did we ever get an update on how this turned out
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hehehe the security guard was the most excited about my appearance and it totally made my day ππΌπ love Wawa so much! fun fact, my name tag is 20yrs old! I put Kokedama's name on it for this outfit though π€ͺ
November 22, 2025 at 5:23 PM
hehehe the security guard was the most excited about my appearance and it totally made my day ππΌπ love Wawa so much! fun fact, my name tag is 20yrs old! I put Kokedama's name on it for this outfit though π€ͺ
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presented without context
November 22, 2025 at 3:32 AM
presented without context
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Wow, @chiitan.love really loves dogs.
November 21, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Wow, @chiitan.love really loves dogs.
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friend-shaped, do i take him home?
November 22, 2025 at 1:14 AM
friend-shaped, do i take him home?