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squeaky
@squeakybeee.bsky.social
she/her | deep thinker…

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shoutout daylight savings. 6pm rly feels like 100pm now
November 13, 2025 at 5:06 AM
if you’re telling me about an argument you had and repeat what the other person said in an over-the-top mocking voice i’m not taking your side seriously
November 13, 2025 at 3:16 AM
wanting to add bullshit to my work email signature. i work with too many “firstname lastname, CMP Esq. PhD” etc. etc. i could absolutely impress a client with “firstname lastname, costco gold star member, tic tac toe state champion (5’7 btw)”
November 13, 2025 at 12:43 AM
mantra for not getting murdered: i have a smile that darkens the room. i am the death of the party. i am the person nobody goes to for help. i would hurt a fly.
November 12, 2025 at 11:14 PM
oh to be a teenager in 2012 listening to @hankgreen.bsky.social talk about the higgs boson…. this was peak internet and i miss it #noedge
The Higgs Boson
YouTube video by vlogbrothers
youtu.be
November 12, 2025 at 8:13 AM
why do ppl act like bra sizes end at D. bigger? another D. there are more letters i promise
November 12, 2025 at 7:03 AM
the internet is so fun to me! i just keep learning stuff then finding something else to learn about and on and on
November 11, 2025 at 7:08 AM
is zohran’s wife single
November 10, 2025 at 9:10 AM
GET ME OUT OF PHILADELPHIA
November 10, 2025 at 4:10 AM
hey i opted into doing photography for a meetup this weekend and barely know how to operate a camera does anyone have any tips #yolo
November 8, 2025 at 11:52 PM
making fun of a horn players inability to play low notes call that conn descending (i promise this is funny)
November 8, 2025 at 6:15 PM
possibly the craziest livery to be installed in 2015 #aviation
November 8, 2025 at 4:26 AM
gustav holst top 1 writer of singable melodies don’t fight me on this
November 8, 2025 at 2:40 AM
me as a butterfly:
I believe you'll find that my seemingly unimportant actions will be crucial to the plot later down the line. It's all going to make sense in a couple years.
November 6, 2025 at 3:04 AM
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
November 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
i have a five day weekend ahead of me i’m getting litttttttt (getting my flu shot)
November 4, 2025 at 2:22 PM
does anyone here play skycards
November 3, 2025 at 7:18 AM
TURN UP THE LIGHTS AT RESTAURANTS I WANT TO SEE WHAT IM EATING
November 1, 2025 at 11:22 PM
choosing to go into the office tomorrow 🫩

BUT

getting to ride the metro for the first time in almost two weeks 🥹😁😍🔥💕🥳🤩🎉 i love @wmata.com so much ❤️❤️❤️
October 31, 2025 at 3:31 AM
chat i’m lowkey not having a great time rn i think a solo nyc trip would fix me
October 27, 2025 at 11:49 PM
learning to draw furries to eventually make a fortune drawing eyes on class notes
October 26, 2025 at 3:47 AM
god i miss new york
October 25, 2025 at 10:46 PM
chat does this photo look fake
October 22, 2025 at 5:03 AM
how are u gonna make a video game iceberg video and not know the difference between gilvasunner and silvagunner. im tired of youtube
October 22, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Reposted by squeaky
FUCK EVERYTHING, I AM GOING TO ACHIEVE MY GOALS.
October 21, 2025 at 1:07 AM