The absolutely cartoonish gap in storytelling between WWE and AEW right now is... jesus.

Staples...

Oh, none taken. This province is run by absolute ghouls. We deserve the shame.

So thrilled that my home is also an international embarrassment now. Super.

Pro wrestling is one of the best dramatic arts and I love it so much.

And, yeah, super gay

Derby people should definitely not be allowed on planes without being hosed off first. We are all disgusting.

Spell check isn't fucking AI...

Elon Musk is the most appallingly cisgendered man on the planet, and I mean that as the horribly offensive slur that he weirdly thinks it is.