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28, queer💜 LIBERATION FOR ALL🔻
concept: Search and Rescue worm
November 16, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Just got an ad for a wicked branded swiffer........kms
November 11, 2025 at 1:13 AM
scooted a broken crack pipe off the bus stop bench with my boot bc im a hashtag MEMBER OF MY COMMUNITY !
November 1, 2025 at 5:00 PM
wasnt wearing my glasses snd got GIDDY about a license plate being SAUTE. zoomed in for a pic and my heart dropped............disappointment........
October 29, 2025 at 6:28 PM
toasted pita w side of ted kaczynski sauce
October 10, 2025 at 6:36 PM
about me via my open tabs
September 25, 2025 at 6:00 PM
switches and buttons turn me on
September 22, 2025 at 3:58 PM
ohhhhhhh buddy!! ohhhhh i didn't know you could just buy old medical xrays n shit easy peasy like that!
September 22, 2025 at 3:37 PM
when I learn how to use ebay its over for u bitches (im u bitches)
September 18, 2025 at 5:52 PM
someone in my apartment building with a balcony or window facing mine has decided they would like to share their dying smoke detector with the world🥹🫶
September 10, 2025 at 4:28 PM
my doctor told me good luck with my sweaty armpits 🫶
September 8, 2025 at 6:21 PM
the more I think about it the more I am Realizing Things
August 14, 2025 at 3:13 PM
day 4 and I know when my adhd meds kick in because it makes standing up from a sitting position really fun and fresh
August 13, 2025 at 6:23 PM
feeling so fishie lately
August 6, 2025 at 3:26 AM
you can lead a cat to wet food but you cannot make her eat
July 30, 2025 at 7:08 PM
idk how some of y'all are sleeping with silk pillowcases. I tried one for a week and it kept slipping out from under my head like a fricken cartoon hotdog slipping out of its bun
July 26, 2025 at 2:03 PM
sometimes I dont want to have to consider others :-) is thar evil of me :-)
July 16, 2025 at 3:15 AM
black eyed peas in the 2000s really stirred something in my child soul
July 14, 2025 at 6:49 AM
jerboa save me, save me pics of jerboa, save me
July 4, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I am fairly certain I am very neurodivergent and its becoming more obvious as I go longer without abusing alcohol lol
July 3, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I am the plastic bag in which your takeout comes in
July 3, 2025 at 9:34 PM
AN ARMY OF LOVERS CANNOT LOSE
June 30, 2025 at 6:08 PM
AHHHH!!! (screaming) AHHHHHHHHH AHHHGHHHHH AHHHH !!!!!
June 29, 2025 at 6:07 PM
ougghhh ughh oiughhh (shaking and cowering)
June 22, 2025 at 5:46 PM
they're doin maintenance on the water system we're on and it's making the water very unpredictable lmfao and its kind of like psychological torture!
June 20, 2025 at 3:31 PM