I can just look at u from a distance and know whether ur squeezing snakes, launching logs, or blowing bits
get fucking real
get fucking real
March 26, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I can just look at u from a distance and know whether ur squeezing snakes, launching logs, or blowing bits
get fucking real
get fucking real
it's gooning season
March 10, 2025 at 8:08 AM
it's gooning season
house MD more like horse m
March 10, 2025 at 8:05 AM
house MD more like horse m
house MD more like you're going to need to hose Me Down bc I'm a freaky rascal getting all covered in mud
March 10, 2025 at 8:04 AM
house MD more like you're going to need to hose Me Down bc I'm a freaky rascal getting all covered in mud
house MD id rather get some hoes on My Dick (respectful towards women)
March 10, 2025 at 8:03 AM
house MD id rather get some hoes on My Dick (respectful towards women)
they should make a new incel that likes all the same music but isn't hateful and has a good relationship w other people, just rly likes Radiohead and Weezer and is kinda odd， I'm kinda like that but I've never been problematic and I can lose and regain my virginity at will
March 10, 2025 at 8:02 AM
they should make a new incel that likes all the same music but isn't hateful and has a good relationship w other people, just rly likes Radiohead and Weezer and is kinda odd， I'm kinda like that but I've never been problematic and I can lose and regain my virginity at will
house MD but the MD stands for my dick
March 10, 2025 at 8:01 AM
house MD but the MD stands for my dick
godddd imagine if u could just be a clay guy and snip ur lil fingies off, put em on ur head, now it's hair, put them on feet, now you have 20 toes, I want to live that life
March 10, 2025 at 8:00 AM
godddd imagine if u could just be a clay guy and snip ur lil fingies off, put em on ur head, now it's hair, put them on feet, now you have 20 toes, I want to live that life
2025 sucks they make you wear deodorant now and u can't even find a decent vegetarian sandwich anywhere
March 10, 2025 at 7:58 AM
2025 sucks they make you wear deodorant now and u can't even find a decent vegetarian sandwich anywhere
(danny phantom) I'm going gay
March 10, 2025 at 7:57 AM
(danny phantom) I'm going gay
there's a lot of corn bread going around these days
March 7, 2025 at 1:28 AM
there's a lot of corn bread going around these days
it doesn't even matter anymore. they have an official sonic the hedgehog cook book with an official sonic chilli dog chili that requires 6 different peppers. I'm not going to end it all, but if it happened I would be okay with it. I'm looking to make a vegetarian version of his chili dog.
February 27, 2025 at 6:16 AM
it doesn't even matter anymore. they have an official sonic the hedgehog cook book with an official sonic chilli dog chili that requires 6 different peppers. I'm not going to end it all, but if it happened I would be okay with it. I'm looking to make a vegetarian version of his chili dog.
just noticed I kinda smell like barbecue sauce rn
February 25, 2025 at 2:51 AM
just noticed I kinda smell like barbecue sauce rn
every day I understand more & more why victor frankenstein fucks that gallbladder in the andy warhol movie
February 21, 2025 at 12:37 AM
every day I understand more & more why victor frankenstein fucks that gallbladder in the andy warhol movie
u know when u go vegan after a week or so ur body is just about adjusted but then u take what I call the biblically accurate shit and are never the same
November 5, 2024 at 10:20 PM
u know when u go vegan after a week or so ur body is just about adjusted but then u take what I call the biblically accurate shit and are never the same
it's hard being an icky boy in the year of our lord 2024
November 3, 2024 at 7:08 AM
it's hard being an icky boy in the year of our lord 2024
blue sky, it's the place to be
November 2, 2024 at 5:37 AM
blue sky, it's the place to be
luce found dead after claiming she could say the n word because she's sicilian
November 2, 2024 at 5:33 AM
luce found dead after claiming she could say the n word because she's sicilian
pro tip never put your clothes in a dryer the asceticism of cold soggy clothes makes you stronger
October 27, 2024 at 5:44 PM
pro tip never put your clothes in a dryer the asceticism of cold soggy clothes makes you stronger
nobody understands I'm on vibes inconceivable
October 25, 2024 at 5:04 PM
nobody understands I'm on vibes inconceivable
feels bad when fart curves forward and lifts balls like a hot air balloon
October 25, 2024 at 1:24 AM
feels bad when fart curves forward and lifts balls like a hot air balloon
sugar free monster drinking zoomers r killing the replacement keyboard industry by not spilling sticky enough drinks into them
October 24, 2024 at 7:40 PM
sugar free monster drinking zoomers r killing the replacement keyboard industry by not spilling sticky enough drinks into them
i think a lot of people forget swords are cool bc they're like a big knife
October 24, 2024 at 6:00 AM
i think a lot of people forget swords are cool bc they're like a big knife
dr house for nintendo DS kinda day
October 24, 2024 at 4:22 AM
dr house for nintendo DS kinda day