Rob Fraser (he/him)
squireknottyash.bsky.social
Rob Fraser (he/him)
@squireknottyash.bsky.social
TV writer since the twilight of the last millennium. Born and raised in Liverpool, Glasgow resident for nearly thirty years. #LFC
That’s fucking depressing while simultaneously being not that surprising
February 8, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Almost a shame she’s a tad too classy to film herself taking delivery of multiple copies
- so we can’t search for unboxing on boxing Joyce Carol Oates
February 6, 2026 at 1:05 PM
But, y’know, 5p off a pint as a flagship policy. Gobshites.
February 5, 2026 at 11:08 PM
That’s just fucking awful: I’m disgusted on your behalf and fearful of what damage they could do on a national scale.
February 5, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Oh good lord. Always a joy to see this pop up. I can’t risk reading it yet as rest of the family have a day off/lie in and I don’t want my inevitable cackling to wake them up
February 5, 2026 at 8:54 AM
You Only Tell Me You Love Me When You’re Drunk

Up Here In The North of England

Did You Know That There’s A Tunnel Under Ocean Blvd?
February 4, 2026 at 4:42 PM
The old DelaBelaFonFon Fund put to righteous use.
February 3, 2026 at 4:42 PM
He’s like a British Kissinger - a comparison I imagine he’d enjoy.
February 3, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Gorgeous. Also that arrangement sounds like an unreleased John Barry era Bond theme.
February 3, 2026 at 1:18 PM
I had genuinely forgotten they were even a thing.
February 3, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Bowie and Bough - did Bing only appear on TV in the 70s with coke heads?
February 3, 2026 at 11:47 AM
It is. On PBS. I saw a clip featuring a long haired tattooed Vietnam vet who had a limited edition Rolex he’d bought in 1970 that was still in the box. Went for a shitload of cash. So not entirely the Lord Snellington vibe.
February 3, 2026 at 11:40 AM
This is excellent, thank you.

I also miss those perforated edges.
February 3, 2026 at 11:36 AM
The Earl I Knew Somewhere

#shakespearemonkees
February 2, 2026 at 6:49 PM
February 2, 2026 at 8:35 AM