Confessions of a Squirtle
@squirtlemain.bsky.social
Gay male Squirtle living in the PNW.
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️👨❤️👨
NSFW sometimes.
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️👨❤️👨
NSFW sometimes.
Pinned
a blue and yellow cartoon turtle with red eyes and a yellow shell
ALT: a blue and yellow cartoon turtle with red eyes and a yellow shell
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Squirtle Squirtle.
I am not a morning Squirtle. But there is something so incredibly peaceful of going out at 6:30 am just as sunrise is over. The world is peaceful. Quiet.
Squirtle Squirtle.
I am not a morning Squirtle. But there is something so incredibly peaceful of going out at 6:30 am just as sunrise is over. The world is peaceful. Quiet.
Squirtle Squirtle.
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If they can't shoot someone in the back 10 times, they'll just slam their skull into a brick wall repeatedly.
Multiple skull and facial fractures from intentionally running into a wall? No. ICE "agents" are not not agents of the law, they are just immune from it. I reject this depravity.
www.scrippsnews.com/no-way-he-ra...
www.scrippsnews.com/no-way-he-ra...
'No way' he ran into a wall: Nurses say ICE story on injuries doesn’t add up
Minnesota nurses dispute ICE’s account of a detained immigrant’s severe head injuries, saying his skull fractures couldn’t be from ‘running into a wall.’
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January 31, 2026 at 1:50 PM
If they can't shoot someone in the back 10 times, they'll just slam their skull into a brick wall repeatedly.
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Schumer needs to retire! FUCK DHS, FUCK ICE
January 29, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Schumer needs to retire! FUCK DHS, FUCK ICE
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Republicans: “Trust me, bro.”
Democrats: “We’re reining them in.”
Are Democrats giving up their leverage yet again? Negotiate now while the pressure is still on‼️
Democrats: “We’re reining them in.”
Are Democrats giving up their leverage yet again? Negotiate now while the pressure is still on‼️
January 30, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Republicans: “Trust me, bro.”
Democrats: “We’re reining them in.”
Are Democrats giving up their leverage yet again? Negotiate now while the pressure is still on‼️
Democrats: “We’re reining them in.”
Are Democrats giving up their leverage yet again? Negotiate now while the pressure is still on‼️
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The literal definition of what goes around, comes around. 🤣🤣🤣
January 28, 2026 at 6:31 PM
The literal definition of what goes around, comes around. 🤣🤣🤣
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😂😂😂. Ice agent after he got spray blowback on him
January 28, 2026 at 5:46 PM
😂😂😂. Ice agent after he got spray blowback on him
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WE MUST STILL FOCUS ON THE EPSTEIN FILES.
HE IS MAKING SURE WE DON'T
WE ARE BEING PUNKED
HE IS MAKING SURE WE DON'T
WE ARE BEING PUNKED
January 28, 2026 at 4:28 AM
WE MUST STILL FOCUS ON THE EPSTEIN FILES.
HE IS MAKING SURE WE DON'T
WE ARE BEING PUNKED
HE IS MAKING SURE WE DON'T
WE ARE BEING PUNKED
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MAGA, your government wants you to disarm 🤪
January 28, 2026 at 1:48 AM
MAGA, your government wants you to disarm 🤪
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Bet this is an ICE thug attacking Rep Omar!
On the heels of man arrested in Utah for punching U.S. Rep. Maxwell Frost, in the face during the Sundance Film Festival and saying Trump was going to deport him.
On the heels of man arrested in Utah for punching U.S. Rep. Maxwell Frost, in the face during the Sundance Film Festival and saying Trump was going to deport him.
Man tackled to ground after spraying unknown substance on Rep. Ilhan Omar at Minneapolis town hall
A man wearing a black jacket has been tackled to the ground after spraying an unknown substance on U.S. Rep. Ilhan Omar.
apnews.com
January 28, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Bet this is an ICE thug attacking Rep Omar!
On the heels of man arrested in Utah for punching U.S. Rep. Maxwell Frost, in the face during the Sundance Film Festival and saying Trump was going to deport him.
On the heels of man arrested in Utah for punching U.S. Rep. Maxwell Frost, in the face during the Sundance Film Festival and saying Trump was going to deport him.
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Words have consequences
January 28, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Words have consequences
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Something important to understand about ICE thugs in the Twin Cities is that they're harassing innocent kids and parents at bus stops and schools every single day. Even after the Pretti shooting. It's terrorism.
January 27, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Something important to understand about ICE thugs in the Twin Cities is that they're harassing innocent kids and parents at bus stops and schools every single day. Even after the Pretti shooting. It's terrorism.
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Airlines will not show this to prevent walkouts.
January 27, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Airlines will not show this to prevent walkouts.
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Walz: I think Kristi Noem probably should go back to South Dakota, not have any dogs, and just kind of ride things out
January 27, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Walz: I think Kristi Noem probably should go back to South Dakota, not have any dogs, and just kind of ride things out
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It's not quite the most pressing issue at the moment, but the American people absolutely have a right to know the names of the federal officials who shot and killed a man peacefully protesting, who was on his knees, prone in the street when they shot him in the back.
January 27, 2026 at 1:58 PM
It's not quite the most pressing issue at the moment, but the American people absolutely have a right to know the names of the federal officials who shot and killed a man peacefully protesting, who was on his knees, prone in the street when they shot him in the back.
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Everyone still think athletes will avoid DHS (ICE, CBP etc) racial profiling?
#WorldCup ⚽️
#WorldCup ⚽️
Giants star Jung Hoo Lee detained by CBP
The South Korean was traveling to California on Wednesday to take part in a Giants FanFest tour stop in San Ramon.
sfstandard.com
January 26, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Everyone still think athletes will avoid DHS (ICE, CBP etc) racial profiling?
#WorldCup ⚽️
#WorldCup ⚽️
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He's now wearing one glove to hide his rotting hand.
January 27, 2026 at 10:40 PM
He's now wearing one glove to hide his rotting hand.
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I want to find a way to get 1-5 million+ people to DC so our demands are impossible to ignore. Right outside of Congress & the White House, all in solidarity with a message.
Holding signs that say IMPEACH, CONVICT, REMOVE
Let's make a statement, use red paint to symbolize the blood on their hands.
Holding signs that say IMPEACH, CONVICT, REMOVE
Let's make a statement, use red paint to symbolize the blood on their hands.
January 27, 2026 at 11:42 PM
I want to find a way to get 1-5 million+ people to DC so our demands are impossible to ignore. Right outside of Congress & the White House, all in solidarity with a message.
Holding signs that say IMPEACH, CONVICT, REMOVE
Let's make a statement, use red paint to symbolize the blood on their hands.
Holding signs that say IMPEACH, CONVICT, REMOVE
Let's make a statement, use red paint to symbolize the blood on their hands.
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I’d rather stick a red hot poker in my eyes than watch MELANIA, the Movie.
How about you?
How about you?
January 27, 2026 at 1:25 PM
I’d rather stick a red hot poker in my eyes than watch MELANIA, the Movie.
How about you?
How about you?
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Barney Fife Bovino is a joke.
A small man masquerading as a yahtzee in a backward ploy to feel strong.
They hold us all hostage with their racism and assault us with ignorance and lies.
A small man masquerading as a yahtzee in a backward ploy to feel strong.
They hold us all hostage with their racism and assault us with ignorance and lies.
January 25, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Barney Fife Bovino is a joke.
A small man masquerading as a yahtzee in a backward ploy to feel strong.
They hold us all hostage with their racism and assault us with ignorance and lies.
A small man masquerading as a yahtzee in a backward ploy to feel strong.
They hold us all hostage with their racism and assault us with ignorance and lies.
BIG FROST HERE
SQUIRTLE SQUIRTLE NOT REALLY SQUIRTLE SQUIRTLE YA FUCKING DRAMA QUEEN
SQUIRTLE SQUIRTLE NOT REALLY SQUIRTLE SQUIRTLE YA FUCKING DRAMA QUEEN
January 20, 2026 at 3:50 PM
BIG FROST HERE
SQUIRTLE SQUIRTLE NOT REALLY SQUIRTLE SQUIRTLE YA FUCKING DRAMA QUEEN
SQUIRTLE SQUIRTLE NOT REALLY SQUIRTLE SQUIRTLE YA FUCKING DRAMA QUEEN
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I want the world to know how ashamed I am. This is not what Americans want.
I recognize Greenland's sovereignty and their right to remain independent.
If Greenland was ever threatened, the real America would show up to support them and leave when it's over. That's what real allies do.
I'm sorry.
I recognize Greenland's sovereignty and their right to remain independent.
If Greenland was ever threatened, the real America would show up to support them and leave when it's over. That's what real allies do.
I'm sorry.
US will take Greenland the ‘hard way’ if it can’t do it the ‘easy way,’ Trump says | CNN Politics
President Donald Trump continued his threats towards Greenland on Friday, as he insisted that if the United States did not act Russia or China would occupy it in the future.
www.cnn.com
January 10, 2026 at 3:30 PM
I want the world to know how ashamed I am. This is not what Americans want.
I recognize Greenland's sovereignty and their right to remain independent.
If Greenland was ever threatened, the real America would show up to support them and leave when it's over. That's what real allies do.
I'm sorry.
I recognize Greenland's sovereignty and their right to remain independent.
If Greenland was ever threatened, the real America would show up to support them and leave when it's over. That's what real allies do.
I'm sorry.
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David Letterman unleashed a blistering critique of CBS News on Friday, accusing the network where he spent more than two decades on the air of abandoning its integrity and handing control to what he described as "idiots.
‘A wreck’: Legendary ex-late night host rips CBS News in blistering rant
David Letterman unleashed a blistering critique of CBS News on Friday, accusing the network where he spent more than two decades on the air of abandoning its integrity and handing control to what he described as “idiots.”The searing criticism from the 78-year-old former “Late Show” host came during ...
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January 10, 2026 at 4:00 AM
David Letterman unleashed a blistering critique of CBS News on Friday, accusing the network where he spent more than two decades on the air of abandoning its integrity and handing control to what he described as "idiots.