Squibbs
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Happy squib hunting season, remember to wear a reflective vest (18+🏳️⚧️)
I didn’t know it was possible to hate your life this much
January 26, 2026 at 9:48 PM
I didn’t know it was possible to hate your life this much
Every single day I hope a car hits me on the way to work
January 26, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Every single day I hope a car hits me on the way to work
If I was a dj I’d do a mix of boulevard of broken dreams and my supplementary visual would be a horny AMV of Guts getting stabbed and thrown around in various ways
August 22, 2025 at 1:58 AM
If I was a dj I’d do a mix of boulevard of broken dreams and my supplementary visual would be a horny AMV of Guts getting stabbed and thrown around in various ways
Finishing the drink she left on the nightstand cause I miss her
August 7, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Finishing the drink she left on the nightstand cause I miss her
I’ve got no brain; instead, an infinite matrix of annals encrypted with pure history. I have 432 followers on Spotify and they all send me birthday cards
August 7, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I’ve got no brain; instead, an infinite matrix of annals encrypted with pure history. I have 432 followers on Spotify and they all send me birthday cards
Turns out when it comes to women in your bed, more is more
August 7, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Turns out when it comes to women in your bed, more is more
My ADHD meds arrived in the mail, bout to read Moby Dick for fun
August 4, 2025 at 10:40 PM
My ADHD meds arrived in the mail, bout to read Moby Dick for fun
So whipped I’m researching Taoist temples
August 4, 2025 at 3:45 AM
So whipped I’m researching Taoist temples
I’ve got the gait of a man having the best sex of his life
August 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I’ve got the gait of a man having the best sex of his life
2 partners and 10 un-sucked toes, this isn’t adding up
July 18, 2025 at 2:34 AM
2 partners and 10 un-sucked toes, this isn’t adding up
Everyone’s favorite Mario character, chargin’ Chuck
July 14, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Everyone’s favorite Mario character, chargin’ Chuck
Wake up babe, Hot Chip just dropped a new single
July 11, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Wake up babe, Hot Chip just dropped a new single
Will trade hole pics for Amazing Digital Circus suprise boxes
July 6, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Will trade hole pics for Amazing Digital Circus suprise boxes
Taking my last ADHD pill just for the 10 second thrill of swallowing a controlled substance
June 27, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Taking my last ADHD pill just for the 10 second thrill of swallowing a controlled substance
I was destined to be a really smart line cook
June 24, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I was destined to be a really smart line cook
It is only due to cosmic error that I wasn’t born a purse dog
June 19, 2025 at 4:00 AM
It is only due to cosmic error that I wasn’t born a purse dog
I’m like if a grub worm had a cell phone
June 16, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I’m like if a grub worm had a cell phone
Chewing a hole through my wall one bite at a time
June 16, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Chewing a hole through my wall one bite at a time
Drinking Sunny D like it’s whiskey
June 7, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Drinking Sunny D like it’s whiskey