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Pocket friends are sometimes the bestest friends. She/her
NOT MY PIC
But, IYKYK
(I groused in…March? April? Maybe not here…That PPC was my earworm for almost a month straight. During what was potentially the most stressful month in the past 25 years. The cognitive dissonance was disorienting 😂🫠)
But, IYKYK
(I groused in…March? April? Maybe not here…That PPC was my earworm for almost a month straight. During what was potentially the most stressful month in the past 25 years. The cognitive dissonance was disorienting 😂🫠)
December 7, 2025 at 2:18 AM
NOT MY PIC
But, IYKYK
(I groused in…March? April? Maybe not here…That PPC was my earworm for almost a month straight. During what was potentially the most stressful month in the past 25 years. The cognitive dissonance was disorienting 😂🫠)
But, IYKYK
(I groused in…March? April? Maybe not here…That PPC was my earworm for almost a month straight. During what was potentially the most stressful month in the past 25 years. The cognitive dissonance was disorienting 😂🫠)
This is Not My Cat.
(It’s the neighbors’, and we have a doggie door, so he invites himself over. Daily. And leaves at bedtime. But anyway, I’m stuck.
(It’s the neighbors’, and we have a doggie door, so he invites himself over. Daily. And leaves at bedtime. But anyway, I’m stuck.
November 26, 2025 at 9:55 PM
This is Not My Cat.
(It’s the neighbors’, and we have a doggie door, so he invites himself over. Daily. And leaves at bedtime. But anyway, I’m stuck.
(It’s the neighbors’, and we have a doggie door, so he invites himself over. Daily. And leaves at bedtime. But anyway, I’m stuck.
Not a single song worth skipping.
September 10, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Not a single song worth skipping.
Finding joy where I can. Continuing to be the attempting-cool adult that teen me couldn’t imagine being
September 10, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Finding joy where I can. Continuing to be the attempting-cool adult that teen me couldn’t imagine being
My boring ass reward.
The harder wine is rancid. The everything’s g else is mental.
I am grasping at straws
The harder wine is rancid. The everything’s g else is mental.
I am grasping at straws
September 8, 2025 at 3:34 AM
My boring ass reward.
The harder wine is rancid. The everything’s g else is mental.
I am grasping at straws
The harder wine is rancid. The everything’s g else is mental.
I am grasping at straws
Pocket friends: I am fighting the incredible urge to be passive aggressive
I know what the consensus will be, but since I am slightly inebriated I have deleted my post that the affected parties would see
I might reconsider but HOOOOOOBOY AM I TEMPTED
I know what the consensus will be, but since I am slightly inebriated I have deleted my post that the affected parties would see
I might reconsider but HOOOOOOBOY AM I TEMPTED
August 30, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Pocket friends: I am fighting the incredible urge to be passive aggressive
I know what the consensus will be, but since I am slightly inebriated I have deleted my post that the affected parties would see
I might reconsider but HOOOOOOBOY AM I TEMPTED
I know what the consensus will be, but since I am slightly inebriated I have deleted my post that the affected parties would see
I might reconsider but HOOOOOOBOY AM I TEMPTED
Re-dyeing my “power streak” for reasons.
July 2, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Re-dyeing my “power streak” for reasons.
How is this comfortable?
February 27, 2025 at 1:50 AM
How is this comfortable?
The gorgeous Denali
February 27, 2025 at 12:02 AM
The gorgeous Denali
I did not, in fact, go full Britney. But I did make the swath of teal twice as big.
February 13, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I did not, in fact, go full Britney. But I did make the swath of teal twice as big.
This is what happens when you report a pic from Zuck’s FB acct: snowflake
January 21, 2025 at 6:10 PM
This is what happens when you report a pic from Zuck’s FB acct: snowflake
If you can tag yourself, kindly remove me.
January 21, 2025 at 5:11 AM
If you can tag yourself, kindly remove me.
Leftover Brie and phyllo. Lunch of champions
December 28, 2024 at 6:29 PM
Leftover Brie and phyllo. Lunch of champions
Still gross mirror but better lighting
December 27, 2024 at 2:29 AM
Still gross mirror but better lighting
Maroonish velvet? (Please ignore disgusting mirror)
December 27, 2024 at 2:28 AM
Maroonish velvet? (Please ignore disgusting mirror)
These ears send love
December 18, 2024 at 3:10 AM
These ears send love
One: a fox figurehead FR FKS SAKE Two: What iS with AllThe random CapitaLizTion?
November 13, 2024 at 2:07 AM
One: a fox figurehead FR FKS SAKE Two: What iS with AllThe random CapitaLizTion?
Done. Bonus RBG earrings and radiating blue as my subversive way to get through this work day.
November 5, 2024 at 1:38 PM
Done. Bonus RBG earrings and radiating blue as my subversive way to get through this work day.
Emergency cat pic. ❤️
October 8, 2024 at 12:50 PM
Emergency cat pic. ❤️
Ze child does NOT want to go to homecoming, and asked the theme. I said it was “Las Vegas” and they said, “OOOH! I’ll say my date is HPV and pin pompoms to my shirt and ask if everyone’s been vaccinated.” It’s just clever enough that since they aren’t going with a date or group, why not be weird?
September 25, 2024 at 12:28 AM
Ze child does NOT want to go to homecoming, and asked the theme. I said it was “Las Vegas” and they said, “OOOH! I’ll say my date is HPV and pin pompoms to my shirt and ask if everyone’s been vaccinated.” It’s just clever enough that since they aren’t going with a date or group, why not be weird?