SRCASM
srcasm4u.bsky.social
SRCASM
@srcasm4u.bsky.social
Military veteran. Professional weather guesser. Sometimes sarcastic. Pacific Northwest in my veins. Seeking the perfect campsite. Will do stupid things to see waterfalls. Introvert. Go Ducks. TTRPGs. Love my wife and offspring.
June 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
All dogfolk are beholden to another (cleric, paladin or warlock).
June 25, 2025 at 10:50 PM
It's in binary.
June 25, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Dire Intellect Devourers.
June 25, 2025 at 10:44 PM
9 Sun Soul / 11 Zealot
March 7, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Using monkeys to pop balloons with darts.
March 7, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I have had the following patrons:

Flying Spaghetti Monster,
Freddy Mercury,
The celestial that betrayed me when I was full alive
February 3, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Short answer:

One is selt-loathing.

The other is cataloging using facial recognition software and background for a foreign nation that doesn't really care for our well-being.
January 11, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Open Fist monk who loses his taste for violence and becomes a Peace Cleric. Never casts a spell that does harm or debuff. Just heal, buff and revivify.

11 Monk / 9 Cleric
January 11, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Savage Rifts does have MDC. It was just super simplified in their HP-less system.

Treated as Heavy Armor that can only be damaged by Heavy Weapons (translated MP weapons).

They just made them both "more rare" on purpose.
December 16, 2024 at 7:19 PM
I made an Artificer that did not learn the Arcana skill, and blatantly does not believe in "Magic". All "spells" are just scientific feats of wonder that need to be investigated.

I had an NPC wizard (technophile) pull high tech items from other planes. Talking small mech suits, large guns, etc.
December 13, 2024 at 1:45 PM
Astral Butt Crack
Butt Crack Swarm
Butt Crack of Vengeance
Butt Crack Shapes
Control Butt Crack
Dominate Butt Crack
Charm Butt Crack
Holy Butt Crack
Incendiary Butt Crack
Maddening butt Crack
Crown of Butt Crack
* Delayed Blast Butt Crack
Dream of the Blue Butt Crack
December 13, 2024 at 1:26 PM
He would cast Wall of Text. Those within 10ft of this wall (DC WIS) become incapacitated as they spend their time reading it. If they spend 1 min incapacitated, they also make a DC CON save. Fail gains a point of exhaustion.
December 9, 2024 at 7:24 PM
It works one time, then turns to dust. Once used, you cannot gain the benefit again.
December 9, 2024 at 4:38 PM
Class that is routinely the most difficult to DM for you, and why.
December 9, 2024 at 4:37 PM
At the low cost of 100gp of gold dust, you can get an entry level support that will allow me to change invocations selected, so I can get rid of a poor crowd-sourced decision.

Casts Suggestion: Smash those Like and Subscribe buttons.
December 9, 2024 at 4:07 PM
Green bloods in the house
December 8, 2024 at 5:54 AM
Mage Hand works on so many levels
December 7, 2024 at 8:52 PM
Immeasurable Minutia (6th lvl)
Range 100ft
Radius 30ft
Casting speed 1 action
Save CON

AOE Enlarge/Reduce for 1 hour (no concentration). The caster must choose enlarge or reduce at casting and it applies to all within
November 28, 2024 at 12:58 AM
Has to be Warlock. We do too many heinous acts to our characters.

Also, this is very much a "foundation of Tron" territory type of thing.
November 27, 2024 at 7:57 PM
Now give him tabaxi ears.
November 23, 2024 at 8:22 AM
Dissertation on a future that is becoming more and more likely.
November 23, 2024 at 2:25 AM
Harry the husky has fleas.
November 18, 2024 at 6:49 AM
Twist: the paladins are both human, the rogue is teifling, and so is the party-dude bard.
November 18, 2024 at 6:37 AM