Were there many paleontologists named in the Epstein files?? Like so many that they needed this official policy?

I'm not a bot, I'm just unpopular 😭

You know the old saying, "secondary sex characteristics sell."

Hmm. But IV fluids would technically thin the blood right? Why don't we call those "blood thinners?"

Hey, how can I sign up for the ai hater list?

So he's on tourist visas probably working illegally as a "digital nomad?"

Is it crazy to ask for someone's full attention for the 1 minute we're interacting? I don't think so.

I worked at a cafe and it turns out some people are just rude as fuck. They don't even make eye contact or take a break from their phone conversation to bark out their order and shove a card at you. Don't dare ask questions like what size or what kind of milk. Don't ask them to tap to pay either!

Why on earth would she ask for creepy messages from dudes? Those are free, they come with your subscription to the Internet.

My name autocorrects to "Andre" and nobody ever notices.

Okay but the cracker and his barrel were iconic.

"In the criminal justice system, sandwich based offenses are considered especially heinous. In Washington DC, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Sandwich Victims Unit. These are their stories.

I can't imagine living with that much fear.

I remember researching that 25 years ago back when the Internet was the wild west. That story was a lot more kinky than the current version where she "used her special magic" to get pregnant.

I remember doing a report on an Egyptian God in like 6th grade and my dad got a call because I wrote about Osiris. I think his sister-wife ate his penis after he died?

I built this algorithm, brick by brick.

I... Do not want the RFK vaccine. In a twist of irony, I'm now anti-vax?

Panic at the Strawberry Acia Refresher™️