Sam
@srriv.bsky.social
You know how billionaires got to be the wealthiest and most powerful people on the planet?
By being the greediest and most selfish people on the planet.
By being the greediest and most selfish people on the planet.
August 10, 2025 at 8:09 PM
You know how billionaires got to be the wealthiest and most powerful people on the planet?
By being the greediest and most selfish people on the planet.
By being the greediest and most selfish people on the planet.
You know how billionaires got to be the wealthiest and most powerful people on the planet?
By being the greediest and most selfish people on the planet.
By being the greediest and most selfish people on the planet.
August 10, 2025 at 8:08 PM
You know how billionaires got to be the wealthiest and most powerful people on the planet?
By being the greediest and most selfish people on the planet.
By being the greediest and most selfish people on the planet.
Are they just trying to get the kids used to it? So it won't be a shock when it becomes law?
May 10, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Are they just trying to get the kids used to it? So it won't be a shock when it becomes law?
They should also find a way to throw the word "unelected" in there.
February 17, 2025 at 3:47 AM
They should also find a way to throw the word "unelected" in there.
I've been inspired to say it for 30 years and I ain't stopping now.
January 26, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I've been inspired to say it for 30 years and I ain't stopping now.
“Pushing the boundaries”?
The word is “violating”.
The word is “violating”.
January 19, 2025 at 2:22 AM
“Pushing the boundaries”?
The word is “violating”.
The word is “violating”.
Next step is playing cards and dressing smarmy.
August 19, 2023 at 4:21 AM
Next step is playing cards and dressing smarmy.
Those are very nice.
I like how the ladle is being displayed as if it were an apparatus of the gods.
I like how the ladle is being displayed as if it were an apparatus of the gods.
August 16, 2023 at 3:10 AM
Those are very nice.
I like how the ladle is being displayed as if it were an apparatus of the gods.
I like how the ladle is being displayed as if it were an apparatus of the gods.
I suggest that the only channel he can get is MSNBC. And no internet access so he can’t whine about it.
August 3, 2023 at 10:53 PM
I suggest that the only channel he can get is MSNBC. And no internet access so he can’t whine about it.
He's likely one of those people who blame single mothers and non-traditional households on the ills of society, all while simultaneously advocating it's okay for one of the parents to not be present.
July 30, 2023 at 4:40 PM
He's likely one of those people who blame single mothers and non-traditional households on the ills of society, all while simultaneously advocating it's okay for one of the parents to not be present.
Yeah, but he always goes home with the most disgusting girl.
July 30, 2023 at 10:20 AM
Yeah, but he always goes home with the most disgusting girl.
I immediately imagined our healthcare industry having the knowledge of Zoidberg.
July 30, 2023 at 12:21 AM
I immediately imagined our healthcare industry having the knowledge of Zoidberg.
I see it as step one towards getting rid of the human factor all together.
July 29, 2023 at 10:44 PM
I see it as step one towards getting rid of the human factor all together.
This is the main reason I believe the moon landings happened. Someone would have sold proof of fakery to the highest bidder a long, long time ago.
July 26, 2023 at 9:19 PM
This is the main reason I believe the moon landings happened. Someone would have sold proof of fakery to the highest bidder a long, long time ago.
Too many people seem to be unable to understand the concept of caring about someone or something that doesn't affect them directly.
July 19, 2023 at 1:05 AM
Too many people seem to be unable to understand the concept of caring about someone or something that doesn't affect them directly.
Or a dinosaur.
https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2019/08/09/why-nicholas-cage-blew-150-million-dollars-on-a-dinosaur-skull-and-two-castles.html
https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2019/08/09/why-nicholas-cage-blew-150-million-dollars-on-a-dinosaur-skull-and-two-castles.html
Nicolas Cage blew $150 million on a dinosaur skull, pygmy heads and 2 European castles
Actor Nicolas Cage blew his entire $150 million fortune on a string of expensive and often eccentric purchases.
www.cnbc.com
July 19, 2023 at 12:58 AM
When Loony Toons was on on Saturday mornings and it was a Bugs Bunny episode it made my day.
July 10, 2023 at 3:49 PM
When Loony Toons was on on Saturday mornings and it was a Bugs Bunny episode it made my day.
Being old enough that my dad let me stay up late to watch Johnny’s monologue felt like a rite of passage for me.
July 10, 2023 at 3:47 PM
Being old enough that my dad let me stay up late to watch Johnny’s monologue felt like a rite of passage for me.
Sandwich boards have also been helpful.
June 26, 2023 at 3:02 AM
Sandwich boards have also been helpful.
Suggested headline: Resource hoarder who thought he was invincible brought down by his own mistakes, takes others with him.
June 25, 2023 at 11:20 PM
Suggested headline: Resource hoarder who thought he was invincible brought down by his own mistakes, takes others with him.