When my dog peed every ten or fifteen paces, I thought it was asserting dominance. After awhile I realized it was just scared of getting lost.

It’s her superpower.

So much for “Comforting the afflicted, and afflicting the comfortable.” From now on we only punch down.

It seems all Trumpers manage to combine malevolence, incompetence, and a forward -driving oafishness. The efforts to cover one’s tracks are always so perfunctory as to be a strategy unto themselves.

One of the supreme tests of loyalty in this administration is how transparent your lies are.

Healer-In-Chief!

Social media are a great way to find out most public figures are who you thought they were, only more so.

The medical term for this affliction is “thesaurus.”

If he were aware enough of his declining physical and cognitive capacities, one way to reassert “control” would be to limit his exposure to the outside world. He’s obviously immune to shame or guilt, but he may have some primitive capacity for embarrassment.

They treat the English language as the #1 enemy combatant.

The rhyming goes back even to the 18th century: the Alien and Sedition Acts. Nativism is as American as bad apple pie.

Just the MCI talking.

The “legal scholars” are probably good friends of the “English professors” who admire the syntax of his “Weave.”

He no longer remembers what happened. Or doesn’t care. Or both,

I don’t understand owners who are not primarily motivated to win. Winning teams sell more stuff and bring positive feelings toward ownership. There have to be more profitable ways to invest billions of dollars than professional sports. I know there are tax angles and networking but is it worth it?

There is no bottom here. It’s just an abyss.

Is it just me or were he and Michael Scott separated at birth?

And yet they find the money to fund Libertarian organizations. Go figure!

Trump’s superpower is he can channel the wisdom of Loudest Guy in the Bar without even drinking.