Simon Sidespin
ssidespin.bsky.social
Simon Sidespin
@ssidespin.bsky.social
The ideal large-scale energy generation mechanism is supersonic vertical take-off and landing fusion power plant.
First principles, bro.
The K-Shaped Company.
December 17, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I am almost certain that if Americans were required to show 5 years of their phone numbers, emails and social media accounts in order to enter the EU, the reaction would not be some polite chuckles, eye rolls and a few jokes about EU turning into North Korea.

Just saying.
December 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
EU: "Since X no longer does any verification of an account, X needs to call it something other than verification because that term is misleading."

Shellenberger: "EU wants to censor who gets verified and who doesn't!
EU is in breach of NATO treaty!
Civilizational suicide!"
December 10, 2025 at 10:30 AM
The president of America is living the dream. Or living the meme.
Either way, this is what the Fifa grift price ceremony reminded me of.
December 6, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Ladies and gentlemen. The Occam's MAGA razor.
November 5, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Simplified diagram of Carvana business model.
October 10, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I FREELY ADMIT I WAS VERY, VERY DRUNK AT THE TIME
October 10, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Some questions are dangerous.
October 8, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Vibes.
September 30, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Obligatory meme.
August 18, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Man holding a dangerous assault weapon, namely a partially eaten sandwich.
The man is looking eerily happy, probably because he is contemplating assaulting a law enforcement agent with the sandwich.
August 15, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Reminder.
August 6, 2025 at 10:06 AM
"YOU DON'T GET TO SLACK OFF JUST BECAUSE I HAD THE ROSE GARDEN PAVED OVER."
August 2, 2025 at 8:31 PM
It is my duty as a Finn to provide a link to Battle Beast - King For A Day.
Because Noora Louhimo has the coolest voice, the video is rather well done with it's 1984 Ingsoc visuals/vibes the lyrics just scream 'today' at you.
Did I mention the song is catchy and good?
youtu.be/8lKYdrL-AAw?...
BATTLE BEAST - King For A Day (OFFICIAL VIDEO)
YouTube video by Nuclear Blast Records
youtu.be
August 2, 2025 at 6:10 PM
The Truth Is - And Will Remain - Out There.
July 30, 2025 at 4:45 PM
2019 called and said it wants the stock pumping promises of "adding your car to the robotaxi network to earn you $30,000 yearly by next year" back.
fortune.com/2025/07/24/e...
Fortune: Tesla's plan for car owners to rent robotaxis
David Sacks AI party, Google's capex, OpenAI's search, Meta's wristband, Nintendo's win, and AI agent insurance in the latest Fortune flagship tech newsletter.
fortune.com
July 28, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Better late than never.

What's going on with my "boys" and, in some cases, "gals" ?
July 18, 2025 at 12:16 PM
The acronyms they come up with so Jim Cramer can pump stonks to retail are getting out of hand.
July 15, 2025 at 3:59 PM
To everyone who five years ago insisted that feelings are substitutes for facts and everyone has their own truth based on their lived experiences and feelings:
Take a good, hard look at President Trump constantly spewing obvious falsehoods and calling people evil for trying to question them.
July 12, 2025 at 3:28 PM
The craziest part about these Trump tariff letters are how schizophrenic they are.
They start off innocently enough only for polite Dr Jekyll to turn into ramblings of a drunken madman Mr Hyde.
If it would not be the current state of US foreign and trade policy, it'd be funny.
July 12, 2025 at 2:07 PM
In honor of the latest banana republic stuff, this time from Pulte.
July 11, 2025 at 9:00 PM
THE SYMBOL OF HOPE.

TRUTH. JUSTICE. THE KOREAN WAY.
SUPERMAN KIM JONG UN.

THE LATEST STUFF COMING OUT OF WHITE HOUSE TWITTER ACCOUNT IS SO BLATANT WE HERE AT NORTH KOREAN PROPAGANDA OFFICE HAD TO COPY IT.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
July 11, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Reminder from the 2011 movie Margin Call.
July 11, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Nothing gets investors bullish about the next three months quite like +24% for the past three months.
Because, obviously, now is the time to take a swing.
July 10, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Oh, how I yearn for the yesteryear when people in power would try to avoid lying publicly.
Or at least be ashamed when their lies were exposed.

Back in 2016, some social scientists were making a big deal about how we were entering a new, post-truth society. Maybe they were on to something?
July 9, 2025 at 8:55 PM