Steven Lubliner
@sslubliner.bsky.social
#Attorney & #Author of "Threeway: A Satire of Presidential Proportions" and "A Child's Christmas in Queens." https://www.amazon.com/stores/-/author/B00QOOJ0YI?pd_rd_w=myG42&content-id=amzn1.sym.f3e83501-fb25-4a73-aca4-3b274cba8c65%3Aamzn1.sym.
Good for them, but calling something a championship doesn’t make it a championship.
December 17, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Good for them, but calling something a championship doesn’t make it a championship.
That's his p****-grabbing hand. With so many requests, it takes a beating.
December 12, 2025 at 11:55 PM
That's his p****-grabbing hand. With so many requests, it takes a beating.
Had to.
a black and white photo of a man looking at a painting
ALT: a black and white photo of a man looking at a painting
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December 12, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Had to.
I would have expected the 1972 Soviet men's basketball team.
December 12, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I would have expected the 1972 Soviet men's basketball team.
Why? Pleasure, wish fulfillment, etc.
December 11, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Why? Pleasure, wish fulfillment, etc.
Buncha Wingdings.
December 10, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Buncha Wingdings.
It's not wild. On the right, "Law and Order," "Support the Police," etc. have always been contingent on whose ox is being gored, i.e., who is being beaten and who is doing the beating.
December 9, 2025 at 11:42 PM
It's not wild. On the right, "Law and Order," "Support the Police," etc. have always been contingent on whose ox is being gored, i.e., who is being beaten and who is doing the beating.
It's already easy to get your steps in at most airports if you want to.
December 9, 2025 at 12:22 AM
It's already easy to get your steps in at most airports if you want to.
Called on it in the moment, maybe, but asked about it? So he can do it again and justify it while his base gets all tingly? Naah.
December 9, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Called on it in the moment, maybe, but asked about it? So he can do it again and justify it while his base gets all tingly? Naah.
The chaos and Jesse Plemons' freelancing were the best part. However, I still believe if you don't explain the California/Texas alliance and the Florida whatever, better to leave it all unexplained. The end just seemed like a fantasy of a racially diverse group of men and women taking out Trump.
December 7, 2025 at 5:08 AM
The chaos and Jesse Plemons' freelancing were the best part. However, I still believe if you don't explain the California/Texas alliance and the Florida whatever, better to leave it all unexplained. The end just seemed like a fantasy of a racially diverse group of men and women taking out Trump.
I'm sure they'll give a definitive "yes, but we cannot rule out" answer without explaining what the "but" means, which will let Trump keep doing what he's doing.
December 6, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I'm sure they'll give a definitive "yes, but we cannot rule out" answer without explaining what the "but" means, which will let Trump keep doing what he's doing.
Heavy million dollar belt vibes.
a man in a tuxedo says i 'm thankful because i 'm rich and you are not
ALT: a man in a tuxedo says i 'm thankful because i 'm rich and you are not
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December 5, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Heavy million dollar belt vibes.
I think it’s an act. Mostly.
December 4, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I think it’s an act. Mostly.
Conventional job search wisdom is "F*** this job, I'll just get another."
a man in a suit and white shirt is saying i 'll take my talents elsewhere
ALT: a man in a suit and white shirt is saying i 'll take my talents elsewhere
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December 4, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Conventional job search wisdom is "F*** this job, I'll just get another."
For those who've been wanting a gas powered Tesla truck.
December 4, 2025 at 2:42 PM
For those who've been wanting a gas powered Tesla truck.
But…it’s a checkers tournament.
December 3, 2025 at 4:05 PM
But…it’s a checkers tournament.
The average child can't even tell you which American president is in the WWE Hall of Fame.
December 3, 2025 at 1:20 AM
The average child can't even tell you which American president is in the WWE Hall of Fame.
Thank God, we can say Merry Kingpin again.
December 3, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Thank God, we can say Merry Kingpin again.
If denaturalization was good enough for Trump's grandfather, it's good enough for us.
December 2, 2025 at 12:53 AM
If denaturalization was good enough for Trump's grandfather, it's good enough for us.
"Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, and more money." "This time instead of getting up and going home to him, just get up and close the door." Etc. Sounds about right.
November 30, 2025 at 10:59 PM
"Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, and more money." "This time instead of getting up and going home to him, just get up and close the door." Etc. Sounds about right.
We need a better First Amendment, one in which "The Bible said it" is not considered an adult argument or an excuse.
open.substack.com/pub/stevenlu...
open.substack.com/pub/stevenlu...
Here’s Your New First Amendment
Because “So-and-so said so” isn’t a rational basis.
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November 30, 2025 at 10:23 PM
We need a better First Amendment, one in which "The Bible said it" is not considered an adult argument or an excuse.
open.substack.com/pub/stevenlu...
open.substack.com/pub/stevenlu...
Giving Tuesday will have to go as well.
November 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Giving Tuesday will have to go as well.