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Seffend
@sssefffennnd.bsky.social
3 cats in a human suit
The search function just isn't working. It also shows no results for Epstein
December 19, 2025 at 9:24 PM
As someone else said, the search function isn't working.
December 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Wait...you're of the age of needing a colonoscopy (sorry 🙃). What do they give you as a former addict?

I generally get a combo of fentanyl and versed these days, but I would hate for them to shove a weapon of mass destruction into my veins 🙄
December 16, 2025 at 5:46 AM
I have Ulcerative Colitis and an allergy to propofol, so I guess my biennial colonoscopy is gonna be pretty fucking traumatic from now on 🙃
December 16, 2025 at 5:31 AM
FBI says they've arrested the Jab 6 pipe bomb suspect
December 4, 2025 at 6:55 PM
We can't trust anything that comes out of this FBI.
December 4, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Holy shit
November 29, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Charming folks all around
November 19, 2025 at 3:50 AM
@thatjohnberry.bsky.social I can't explain, but I felt like you needed to see this bodega cat in particular 😂
November 11, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I just groaned out loud 😂
November 6, 2025 at 9:15 PM
That time that a little birdie landed on the podium when Bernie was speaking in Portland was just
a cartoon of a man giving an ok sign with the word perfection below him
ALT: a cartoon of a man giving an ok sign with the word perfection below him
media.tenor.com
October 30, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Damn, I'd love to see that
October 16, 2025 at 12:40 AM
THERE'S AN R-RATED CUT??
October 15, 2025 at 11:40 PM
And I'd never have been able to even put this feeling into words, but you JUST DID IT FOR ME. These two songs are some of the most hauntingly beautiful songs in existence.
October 6, 2025 at 3:10 AM
"...he follows the “toss me a cigarette/I think there’s one in my raincoat” school of songwriting, which is how I refer to lyrics about everyday things that take on a magical quality when set to music."

I have SO much I want to say about this, but it won't be eloquent because I'm not eloquent...
October 6, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Oh so he was definitely arrested?
September 26, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Everything's sus now, as the kids say
September 25, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Hey, do you and your buddy Meghan just ignore politics or...? Is she just one of those people putting on a show and she doesn't actually believe the bullshit that she spews?
September 17, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I'm still seeing so much conflicting information. I know how he was raised, but do we know his current political leanings?
September 12, 2025 at 6:58 PM
That's a hell of a "miss"
September 12, 2025 at 2:25 AM
You can text me with any jokes you need to get out of your system
September 11, 2025 at 12:36 AM
They don't! They've had two "persons of interest" and neither of them were the shooter.
September 11, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Meee toooo
September 11, 2025 at 12:26 AM
His last words were about trans people and black people being violent.
September 11, 2025 at 12:13 AM
CNN reporting that he's died
September 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM