Stacey
@staceyann.bsky.social
I was like, this jar of mayonnaise is enormous, it's going to last forever...I wonder what the expiration date is 🤔
Oh good. Plenty of time.
Oh good. Plenty of time.
November 22, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I was like, this jar of mayonnaise is enormous, it's going to last forever...I wonder what the expiration date is 🤔
Oh good. Plenty of time.
Oh good. Plenty of time.
It tastes like out of season oranges that were pressed yesterday morning. I didn't pay for this. It was part of a Too Good To Go bag of leftover/nearly expired stuff for 6.99. Who buys this???
November 20, 2025 at 2:36 PM
It tastes like out of season oranges that were pressed yesterday morning. I didn't pay for this. It was part of a Too Good To Go bag of leftover/nearly expired stuff for 6.99. Who buys this???
The children's place X breaking bad
October 15, 2025 at 6:58 PM
The children's place X breaking bad
I had to read this three times to get what she was saying because I kept reading it as if her husband has a late in life female diagnosis. Like, mazel tov.
April 8, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I had to read this three times to get what she was saying because I kept reading it as if her husband has a late in life female diagnosis. Like, mazel tov.
NYT with their finger on the pulse as usual
March 29, 2025 at 3:13 PM
NYT with their finger on the pulse as usual
I heard you like magic? I got a wand and a rabbit.
March 19, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I heard you like magic? I got a wand and a rabbit.
Why are old people like this? 😂 This was a fb comment on somebody's post about not this.
I think I have a new special interest: finding grandpa simpson in the wild. This is an absolute treasure.
I think I have a new special interest: finding grandpa simpson in the wild. This is an absolute treasure.
January 31, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Why are old people like this? 😂 This was a fb comment on somebody's post about not this.
I think I have a new special interest: finding grandpa simpson in the wild. This is an absolute treasure.
I think I have a new special interest: finding grandpa simpson in the wild. This is an absolute treasure.
I assure you that I do not know how to use it
January 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I assure you that I do not know how to use it
Oddly inspiring. And true.
December 23, 2024 at 4:30 PM
Oddly inspiring. And true.
4 yo made me sit up in bed so she could style my b̶e̶d̶h̶e̶a̶d̶ hair. How'd she do?
December 14, 2024 at 5:06 PM
4 yo made me sit up in bed so she could style my b̶e̶d̶h̶e̶a̶d̶ hair. How'd she do?
The kids are decking the halls
December 14, 2024 at 4:46 PM
The kids are decking the halls
Texted my brother and this is what he said
November 30, 2024 at 2:45 PM
Texted my brother and this is what he said
Happy Thanksgiving, here is a recipe for your family's feast!
November 25, 2024 at 8:49 PM
Happy Thanksgiving, here is a recipe for your family's feast!
This looks like AI but it was in fact decorated by my littles
November 10, 2024 at 5:13 PM
This looks like AI but it was in fact decorated by my littles
Without downloading new pics, describe your gender in one image
August 1, 2024 at 2:45 PM
Without downloading new pics, describe your gender in one image
He just had so many of these things in storage, had to use em up somehow
July 23, 2024 at 10:02 PM
He just had so many of these things in storage, had to use em up somehow
Insert joke about penises
July 16, 2024 at 3:28 PM
Insert joke about penises
I'm like Batman. There is a minifig of me.
May 20, 2024 at 3:23 PM
I'm like Batman. There is a minifig of me.