My new guilty pleasure is checking out the sales on fandango. I really don’t wanna know who that one creeper is.

Doesn’t even mention her own state. It’s my state so fuck you Susan Collins. Also, Donald Trump is going to follow through with those provisions like Bret Kavanaugh is going to drink Athletic Lite.

I’m gonna with his megaphone, gate keeper, protector, and stalwart defender KKKaroline Leavitt. It drives me insane how good she is at her job and she’s using her communication skills to spread evil lies.

Could you imagine if Biden said, folks things are going so well we’re just gonna go ahead and cancel the midterms and the market hit an all time high?

The Dow chyron is giving twilight zone