If you're a nation state and you aren't a fan of US hegemony... You better start stacking Bitcoin like your next 100 years depends on it.

In before EU bans themselves from Bitcoin instead 😂

You're going to look back on 2025 with heaps of nostalgia.

Stops hunted down to $92k now back at $101k. Brutal lol.

Quality entertainment for the hodlers 🍿

Six figures per coin
Congratulations to those who took the time to understand Bitcoin.
You've earned this moment.
This is the end of the beginning.
Now our journey towards seven figures per coin begins.
Onwards towards a future where everyone enjoys the full benefit of mankind's productive output 🫡

Right or left.

Which one are you taking?

Homemade cranberry sauce vs. 100% Real Cranberry-Flavored Corn Syrup Solids

For me it's the gelatinous cranberry cylinder ribbed for your pleasure or nothing.

Congrats, Germany. You're the new pizza guy.

Max pain is waiting for "alt season" while literal nation states start to crisis-stack Bitcoin.

The same people who told you Bitcoin was going to $100k are now telling you Bitcoin is going to $1 million.

Do you still doubt them?

Brace yourselves.

A ginormous green arrow is coming.

Y'all thought I was playing. Look at that precision.

Ginormous Green Arrow™

Trust The Science.

A Bitcoin pump leads to a MSTR pump.
A MSTR pump leads to a Bitcoin pump.

They're the ice-climbers of assets.

Damn it, I missed $90K #Bitcoin again!