@stagemadness.bsky.social
Shopping for rugs is cool because secondhand sellers must be assumed to be scam artists with piss problems. Reputable merchants import the finest materials from the moon or scraps of crepe paper.
November 28, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Shopping for rugs is cool because secondhand sellers must be assumed to be scam artists with piss problems. Reputable merchants import the finest materials from the moon or scraps of crepe paper.
Finally finished the Denver season of Love is Blind and am ready to talk some shit.
November 24, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Finally finished the Denver season of Love is Blind and am ready to talk some shit.
Centuries ago, a common man couldn't even dream of crankin off on multiple continents. @mplsnightmayor.bsky.social I hope you have a good trip!
November 21, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Centuries ago, a common man couldn't even dream of crankin off on multiple continents. @mplsnightmayor.bsky.social I hope you have a good trip!
Naz Reid 50-ball incoming.
November 18, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Naz Reid 50-ball incoming.
Sharks, I propose a new technology that will consume a catastrophic amount of energy, create net-negative jobs, make everyone who uses it stupid as shit, devalue advanced degrees for the current era whether it's used or not, and evaporate untold sums of money.
November 17, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Sharks, I propose a new technology that will consume a catastrophic amount of energy, create net-negative jobs, make everyone who uses it stupid as shit, devalue advanced degrees for the current era whether it's used or not, and evaporate untold sums of money.
Wake up, babe! New Bell Witch & Aerial Ruin just dropped!
November 14, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Wake up, babe! New Bell Witch & Aerial Ruin just dropped!
Can't wait to criminalize having a THC drink and falling asleep on my couch
November 11, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Can't wait to criminalize having a THC drink and falling asleep on my couch
I innately read every Bernie Sanders quote in his voice.
November 11, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I innately read every Bernie Sanders quote in his voice.
Contextualists will say the bell rang 29 times for *each* man on the Edmond Fitzgerald.
November 7, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Contextualists will say the bell rang 29 times for *each* man on the Edmond Fitzgerald.
Plumbers are, the point guards of keeping the shit and piss flowing, if you will.
November 6, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Plumbers are, the point guards of keeping the shit and piss flowing, if you will.
Yeah I'm hopeful. Hopeful someone buys me lunch today. It could be you!
November 6, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Yeah I'm hopeful. Hopeful someone buys me lunch today. It could be you!
I see a lot of you dipshits are operating without one of these.
November 5, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I see a lot of you dipshits are operating without one of these.
Is there a way to get the things I want without paying for them
November 4, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Is there a way to get the things I want without paying for them
Unfortunately I am saving most of my piss for a bigger fish, but there is always piss for the Piss Man, I often say.
November 4, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Unfortunately I am saving most of my piss for a bigger fish, but there is always piss for the Piss Man, I often say.
Warheads candy has a disclaimer that it may cause irritation for people with sensitive tongues and mouths. Which I didn't think included me (as a kid) until I woke up with a mouthful of sloughed skin.
nurse: doctor josh can you please tell my son that he shouldn’t eat too much candy
me: ugh yeah one time I ate so much sour candy that my tongue started peeling it was soooo painful
nurse: oh wow how old were you
me: …….yesterday
me: ugh yeah one time I ate so much sour candy that my tongue started peeling it was soooo painful
nurse: oh wow how old were you
me: …….yesterday
November 3, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Warheads candy has a disclaimer that it may cause irritation for people with sensitive tongues and mouths. Which I didn't think included me (as a kid) until I woke up with a mouthful of sloughed skin.
My four-year-old exposing my ignorance when I try to talk about the Fellowship of the Ring without a map to reference.
November 2, 2025 at 11:45 PM
My four-year-old exposing my ignorance when I try to talk about the Fellowship of the Ring without a map to reference.
I'm excited to be closing soon on my new house! Unfortunately it's a property that was purchased in August by a local famous realtor, sat unimproved, then upsold to me.
November 1, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I'm excited to be closing soon on my new house! Unfortunately it's a property that was purchased in August by a local famous realtor, sat unimproved, then upsold to me.
A beef I have with Love is Blind is they never talk about books they like. It came up for a moment in one guy's apartment because he had a drawer full of self help books.
October 31, 2025 at 4:19 PM
A beef I have with Love is Blind is they never talk about books they like. It came up for a moment in one guy's apartment because he had a drawer full of self help books.
I love it that AI is being championed by the dumbest people on the planet and will make the worst people on the planet rich and when it fails it is going to fuck every single one of us.
October 31, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I love it that AI is being championed by the dumbest people on the planet and will make the worst people on the planet rich and when it fails it is going to fuck every single one of us.
Gettin the lads together to brainstorm how we can get Tina Smith to have a beer with us.
October 29, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Gettin the lads together to brainstorm how we can get Tina Smith to have a beer with us.
My kiddo explained MLK Jr. to me.
He wanted everyone to be treated the same and then they shooted a bow and arrow at him. And that was sad.
He wanted everyone to be treated the same and then they shooted a bow and arrow at him. And that was sad.
October 28, 2025 at 12:38 AM
My kiddo explained MLK Jr. to me.
He wanted everyone to be treated the same and then they shooted a bow and arrow at him. And that was sad.
He wanted everyone to be treated the same and then they shooted a bow and arrow at him. And that was sad.
Sorry I'm late - I was concluding some terms with a couple of steel firms
October 25, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Sorry I'm late - I was concluding some terms with a couple of steel firms
Not my original thought, but no nation has ever done less with more. Absolutely pathetic leadership on display.
October 25, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Not my original thought, but no nation has ever done less with more. Absolutely pathetic leadership on display.
Heading to the zoo this morning to show certain animals that I'm not afraid of them
October 18, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Heading to the zoo this morning to show certain animals that I'm not afraid of them