Tony Caramel
@staldente.bsky.social
Everton, cycling, guitars, and frankly, the rest is none of your business.
I literally cannot fucking believe what I'm watching
February 10, 2026 at 8:59 PM
I literally cannot fucking believe what I'm watching
VAR also confirming goals are only disallowed by offside interference when it's an Everton player who jumps in front of the ball
February 10, 2026 at 8:57 PM
VAR also confirming goals are only disallowed by offside interference when it's an Everton player who jumps in front of the ball
Absolute fucking killer that. Fuck sake
February 10, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Absolute fucking killer that. Fuck sake
Branthwaite taken down in the box for a penalty. Shades of Messi
February 10, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Branthwaite taken down in the box for a penalty. Shades of Messi
How the fuck is that not a yellow??!
February 10, 2026 at 7:59 PM
How the fuck is that not a yellow??!
Been sloppy all around so far. Gana looks miles off it again.
February 10, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Been sloppy all around so far. Gana looks miles off it again.
How the fuck has the ref given that??
February 1, 2026 at 2:17 PM
How the fuck has the ref given that??
How is Moyes going to fix this? There's no centre halves on the bench
January 31, 2026 at 4:03 PM
How is Moyes going to fix this? There's no centre halves on the bench
Apart from literally all of us, immediately when seeing the teamsheet, who saw that absolute fucking dross coming???!!
January 31, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Apart from literally all of us, immediately when seeing the teamsheet, who saw that absolute fucking dross coming???!!
Mykolenko unavailable, best send Aznou out on loan
January 31, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Mykolenko unavailable, best send Aznou out on loan
Playing four centre halves is pure, unadulterated, unfiltered Moyes
January 31, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Playing four centre halves is pure, unadulterated, unfiltered Moyes
Pathirana clearly throws it. Like, blatantly
January 30, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Pathirana clearly throws it. Like, blatantly
Joe Root has been unbelievable, at this rate averaging over 120 in this series as it stands. Also, there mustn't be much scarier than bowling to Brook when he's seeing it like a beach ball
January 27, 2026 at 12:32 PM
Joe Root has been unbelievable, at this rate averaging over 120 in this series as it stands. Also, there mustn't be much scarier than bowling to Brook when he's seeing it like a beach ball
Dibling. That was nothing more than a lack of confidence. Support him and watch him flourish
January 26, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Dibling. That was nothing more than a lack of confidence. Support him and watch him flourish
I'd stick Aznou on for Mykolenko
January 26, 2026 at 9:43 PM
I'd stick Aznou on for Mykolenko
Barry digging in, working hard and showing quality when it the opportunity comes. Even after a poor first half. This is why we love him
January 26, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Barry digging in, working hard and showing quality when it the opportunity comes. Even after a poor first half. This is why we love him
McNeil Just jogging about, Gueye looks off it. Armstrong really struggling, Tarkowski appalling, Mykolenko absolute dross, Barry dire. Good stuff, great. Just what we need lads
January 26, 2026 at 8:50 PM
McNeil Just jogging about, Gueye looks off it. Armstrong really struggling, Tarkowski appalling, Mykolenko absolute dross, Barry dire. Good stuff, great. Just what we need lads
Sick to fucking death of this half arsed shit we're serving up at home. Just fuck off
January 26, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Sick to fucking death of this half arsed shit we're serving up at home. Just fuck off
Just saw GB News live footage on weapons grade idiot Suella, moving to Reform. I fucking hate that "News" channel. Just a bunch of the thickest, smuggest twats you've ever had the misfortune to hear, deliver brainrot propaganda for morons
January 26, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Just saw GB News live footage on weapons grade idiot Suella, moving to Reform. I fucking hate that "News" channel. Just a bunch of the thickest, smuggest twats you've ever had the misfortune to hear, deliver brainrot propaganda for morons
Christ that Madueke is absolute dogshit
January 25, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Christ that Madueke is absolute dogshit
Hi kids, this is what's called "consent manufacturing".
The BBC just referred to Greenland facing ‘Russian aggression’.
WTF???
WTF???
January 20, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Hi kids, this is what's called "consent manufacturing".
It's not a fucking penalty. Fucking VAR at it AGAIN
January 19, 2026 at 8:30 PM
It's not a fucking penalty. Fucking VAR at it AGAIN
At this point it just feels like match fixing. We get an absolute joke of a decision every single week. I'm actually fed up of being fed up of it, it's been going on so long.
January 18, 2026 at 5:10 PM
At this point it just feels like match fixing. We get an absolute joke of a decision every single week. I'm actually fed up of being fed up of it, it's been going on so long.
Reposted by Tony Caramel
There’s plenty of examples of them doing the same, in other games - actively looking for reasons to disallow goals.
VAR can *only* work in a challenge based system. The majority of goals that VAR rules out would never even get looked at.
VAR can *only* work in a challenge based system. The majority of goals that VAR rules out would never even get looked at.
January 13, 2026 at 9:31 PM
There’s plenty of examples of them doing the same, in other games - actively looking for reasons to disallow goals.
VAR can *only* work in a challenge based system. The majority of goals that VAR rules out would never even get looked at.
VAR can *only* work in a challenge based system. The majority of goals that VAR rules out would never even get looked at.