Chris J Wallace
@standard.dev
Post-dadcore he/him.
Makes h̷̶̷̶ͪi̷̶̷̶ͥg̷̶h̷̶̷̶ͪ q̷̶u̷̶̷̶ͧa̷̶̷̶ͣl̷̶i̷̶̷̶ͥᴛ̷̶̷̶ⷮy̷̶ s̷̶͛o̷̶̷̶ͦf̷̶ᴛ̷̶̷̶ⷮw̷̶a̷̶̷̶ͣr̷̶̷̶ͬe̷̶̷̶ͤ things with computers.
https://standard.dev
Makes h̷̶̷̶ͪi̷̶̷̶ͥg̷̶h̷̶̷̶ͪ q̷̶u̷̶̷̶ͧa̷̶̷̶ͣl̷̶i̷̶̷̶ͥᴛ̷̶̷̶ⷮy̷̶ s̷̶͛o̷̶̷̶ͦf̷̶ᴛ̷̶̷̶ⷮw̷̶a̷̶̷̶ͣr̷̶̷̶ͬe̷̶̷̶ͤ things with computers.
https://standard.dev
I think I just like it now 🤷🏻♂️
December 15, 2025 at 9:58 AM
I think I just like it now 🤷🏻♂️
Fair 😂 On to a serious recommendation: short story The Things is seriously worth reading if you haven’t.
clarkesworldmagazine.com/watts_01_10/
clarkesworldmagazine.com/watts_01_10/
December 4, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Fair 😂 On to a serious recommendation: short story The Things is seriously worth reading if you haven’t.
clarkesworldmagazine.com/watts_01_10/
clarkesworldmagazine.com/watts_01_10/
Coffee 3: Changes Diff’d
October 8, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Coffee 3: Changes Diff’d
Whoa a mirror that’s black on both sides
September 23, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Whoa a mirror that’s black on both sides
A surgically precise dose of kindness but hell yeah dude you have the goods.
September 3, 2025 at 10:19 PM
A surgically precise dose of kindness but hell yeah dude you have the goods.
Chugging Keurig in an unsqueegeed shower because the wall instructed live, laugh, love damn it.
September 1, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Chugging Keurig in an unsqueegeed shower because the wall instructed live, laugh, love damn it.
Absolutely sniped, but the best I can do is something like this:
getOrganization("foo")
.then(org => Promise.all([org, getMembers(org.id)]))
.then(([org, members]) => ({org, members}))
Which still feels like a lot of ceremony and artifice 😕
getOrganization("foo")
.then(org => Promise.all([org, getMembers(org.id)]))
.then(([org, members]) => ({org, members}))
Which still feels like a lot of ceremony and artifice 😕
August 19, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Absolutely sniped, but the best I can do is something like this:
getOrganization("foo")
.then(org => Promise.all([org, getMembers(org.id)]))
.then(([org, members]) => ({org, members}))
Which still feels like a lot of ceremony and artifice 😕
getOrganization("foo")
.then(org => Promise.all([org, getMembers(org.id)]))
.then(([org, members]) => ({org, members}))
Which still feels like a lot of ceremony and artifice 😕