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Standard Owl
@standardowl.bsky.social
I dunno man, I'm just a bird.
LGBTQ+ safe
He/him
30 and upset about it
Board game nerd
Art enjoyer
Speaking of being an old fuck, how do you put emotes into this thing?
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dog beach sign for $200, comment to claim! (has a frame and hook ready to hang)
January 23, 2026 at 9:32 PM
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This is Daisy. She understands that you want her to sit. But alas, she must zoom. 12/10 (TT: daisythegoldengirll)
January 13, 2026 at 7:36 PM
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Omg he’s totally hitting on her
January 12, 2026 at 10:35 AM
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you don gotta if you want but here's a character of mine! her name's Luna. I draw her for my pictur diary :)
December 15, 2024 at 9:35 PM
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I drawed Robin!!!
December 11, 2024 at 5:44 AM
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IM BBBRAVEEEE TISSSYEAAARRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 1, 2026 at 10:39 PM
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thingy i made for me an my sister!!
January 7, 2026 at 5:06 AM
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January 12, 2026 at 4:43 AM
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Anothr one i drew a long time ago. I'll be sure to draw and post somthing newly drawn soon!!!
January 12, 2026 at 8:14 AM
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Confession#7
January 5, 2026 at 11:21 PM
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good to know!
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 AM
@pluszociem.bsky.social Elo, masz może zdjęcia tych Ciem co je sorzedawałaś na Galaconie?
September 9, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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I wish all of my nonbinary friends relief from back pain
July 10, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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The most shocking part of this to me is that the UK beat us to the punch.

All that said, the boneheads in the comments that are celebrating this still don't understand is that when the government gets to decide what's porn, queer people will inevitably be classified as such.
Starting July 25, Bluesky will require users in the UK to scan their face, upload an ID or verify their identity with a bankcard.

I realize that platforms feel they have no choice but to comply with the government surveillance schemes, but shocking nonetheless.
Bluesky is rolling out age verification in the UK
Bluesky users in the UK can verify their age using their face, ID, or payment card.
www.theverge.com
July 10, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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You know what they say, hydrate or diedrate! There’s no one better to help you stay hydrated than a Hydra!

And they said water breath isn’t useful for anything. Hah!

We have a ton of new merch coming to Anthrocon with us this week, including these lil guys!

Designed by @fleeks.art
July 1, 2025 at 5:08 PM
The best way to do chores is to convince yourself that you've got more important things to do than chores. Work's a treat.

The only thing less important is tweeting... Oh shit.
July 5, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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See a fox.
Post a fox.
June 16, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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I did my best to compile as many protest safety notes as possible into a one page foldout zine! Coincidentally…it seems the file has breached containment…like it’s available for anyone to print or hand out 👀⚖️

toonyart.com/s/PSZine.pdf
June 12, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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Public service announcement: when exercising your rights, don’t forget to take breaks and drink water. We only move forward if there are enough people to keep moving forward. One big wall is not enough to stop a freight train.

Tag team. Rest, move forward, repeat.
June 13, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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Protesters have entered the office building where Peter Thiel’s West Hollywood office is located:
June 13, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Happy wokemas ✨🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✨
June 1, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Okay to be fair because of an enchantment I got three cards, I think anyone would skull clamp a bunny for three cards
@phobia.bsky.social spent 5m drawing this cloud bunny only to skullclamp him for 2 cards 🤣
June 12, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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Happiness is just the byproduct.
June 13, 2025 at 5:37 PM
June 13, 2025 at 7:40 PM