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Your friendly, neighborhood Stank Lord
@stanklord.bsky.social
A disaffected, former youth group kid. Lover of prog-rock, and #Crew96 Currently a club soccer, theater, choir, and band dad to our two Stanklings. A veritable gentle giant.
Hmmmm let’s see:
-Historic Crew
-LDC (R.I.P.)
-Red Bull Arena
-Ohio Stadium
-First Energy Stadium (UAkron)
-Jesse Owens
-Yankee Stadium
-Marina Auto Stadium
(Rochester Rhinos)
-Audi Field
-RFK Stadium
-Children’s Mercy Park
-Q(ueso)2 Stadium
-Nippert Stadium
-Bank of America Stadium
-Heinz Field
-Historic Crew Stadium
-LDC Field
-Jesse Owens Stadium
-Ohio Stadium
-Red Bull Arena
-Whatever the fuck the stadium in Bridgeview is called now
-Stade Saputo
-BMO Field
-Yankee Stadium
-Nippert Stadium
-TQL Stadium
-Inter & Co Stadium

Obviously Yankee Stadium is the best 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
WAIT

Stop doomscrolling and answer this fun question

How many soccer stadiums have you been to and whats your favorite one?
November 19, 2025 at 3:30 AM
We’re so back baby.
I-270 South in Hilliard closed due to a cow loose on the freeway
It's unclear how the cow became loose on the freeway.
www.10tv.com
November 18, 2025 at 12:18 AM
November 17, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Sanders is bad too. Go figure.
November 17, 2025 at 12:24 AM
At the very least, it’s been a pleasure watching Myles Garrett play football for the Cleveland Browns.
November 16, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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I've seen the reports that Wilfried Nancy's move to Celtic is close or imminent. I've talked to a couple of sources with knowledge of the situation and #Crew96 has not been contacted by Celtic regarding Nancy.
November 14, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Big day today: Stankette got her first college acceptance email.
November 14, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Happy 2008 Eastern Conference Final Day to those who celebrate.
November 13, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Dillon Gabriel ain’t it.
November 9, 2025 at 6:29 PM
It’s a dreary fall morning. I’ve got the house all to myself. It’s Pat Metheny time.
November 9, 2025 at 3:11 PM
This going to be a pretty important offseason. One that will either see us back toward the top of the east or a low table “might make the playoffs” team.
How can you replace a Darlington Nagbe? You don’t, it’s impossible. Still huge needs at CB, CM, and F.
November 9, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Angst over. Darlington Nagbe forever. We’ll be talking of his glories forever.
November 9, 2025 at 1:11 AM
You can thank Issa Tall and Haslam Sports Group for leaving the cupboard bare.
November 9, 2025 at 1:08 AM
A deserved bounce from the playoffs for a team that shouldn’t have made it anyways. Front office derelict in replacing lost talent. I’m sorry Darlington Nagbe has to go out like this.
November 9, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Can’t turn it over like that.
November 9, 2025 at 12:56 AM
To all of you heading south to Fuß-country today, may there be flapjacks and flannel awaiting you:

youtu.be/aaLiRg2nj7E?...
Barbasol - Close Shave America
YouTube video by Emil W. Miller
youtu.be
November 8, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Great piece from @michaelarace1.bsky.social today. Come for the Crew/Fußlad content. Stay (for a long time) for the Bruckner. I’m partial to the finale from Symphony no. 8 personally.
November 7, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Man I don’t know how you look at the Browns performance since 2016 and go “THIS is our guy”. Good luck Rockies.
November 6, 2025 at 10:50 PM
It appears to be the anniversary of the Andrew Erickson Roast Beef Tailgate.
November 4, 2025 at 11:38 AM
That’s an incredible amount of talent in just one photo.
Great to see Neil Morse, Chester Thompson and his son Akil last night… photo here with Nick and myself.
November 1, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Plenty of canvassers but no line for early voting down on Morse Rd.
November 1, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Come by Old Man Stank’s house for trick or treat and be terrified by his selection of prog rock playing as you approach!
October 30, 2025 at 10:11 PM
This entire season was a choice.
October 28, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I was already excited but after reading the review on @theprogreport.bsky.social I’m even more pumped.
October 27, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Instead of using Messi to prop up the league, the owners should be hard at work finding exciting, young players to boost their teams in their own markets. Was it coincidence that LDC was packed week in and week out when Cucho was here?
October 25, 2025 at 1:51 PM