Stanley Qbert
@stanleyqbert.bsky.social
Acclaimed director, photographer, arcade snootbeast
Funnily enough, Trump's numbers are so high because he's used it, in part, as it was originally intended: to bring insurrectionists back into society.
December 4, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Funnily enough, Trump's numbers are so high because he's used it, in part, as it was originally intended: to bring insurrectionists back into society.
The original U.S. national government was a lot weaker and had a lot fewer crimes on its books--that was left up to the individual states. It was only after the Civil War that it started to resemble a modern national government you can recognize now.
December 4, 2025 at 2:37 AM
The original U.S. national government was a lot weaker and had a lot fewer crimes on its books--that was left up to the individual states. It was only after the Civil War that it started to resemble a modern national government you can recognize now.
AI investment is pretty much the only thing propping up the economy and the numbers between current income and the income it will take to justify investment are so far apart that a crash is basically baked in at this point.
December 3, 2025 at 3:53 AM
AI investment is pretty much the only thing propping up the economy and the numbers between current income and the income it will take to justify investment are so far apart that a crash is basically baked in at this point.
Alexander Pope, the first English-language writer to explicitly publish his intention to make his living by writing, was just a poster. Spent his whole working life updating his posts to include additional people he hated.
November 26, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Alexander Pope, the first English-language writer to explicitly publish his intention to make his living by writing, was just a poster. Spent his whole working life updating his posts to include additional people he hated.
This is transparently ploy to circumvent Congress and appropriate our strategic reserves of Reese's Pieces.
November 24, 2025 at 12:11 AM
This is transparently ploy to circumvent Congress and appropriate our strategic reserves of Reese's Pieces.
The ghost of every Guy Ritchie actor was crammed into Matt Smith's head and that's actually what killed him.
November 22, 2025 at 2:42 AM
The ghost of every Guy Ritchie actor was crammed into Matt Smith's head and that's actually what killed him.
Making all the U.S. 7-Elevens into Japanese 7-Elevens might just heal this nation.
November 21, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Making all the U.S. 7-Elevens into Japanese 7-Elevens might just heal this nation.
You have to get so high that you can see through the pixelated compression of 98 minutes of video squeezed onto one CD-ROM that also had an entire video game on it.
November 21, 2025 at 7:51 PM
You have to get so high that you can see through the pixelated compression of 98 minutes of video squeezed onto one CD-ROM that also had an entire video game on it.
Oh sorry second biggest
November 21, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Oh sorry second biggest
She was nearing her mid-40s and her biggest role to date had been the Whitney Cummings sitcom when she was cast in "Better Call Saul." Hollywood is brutal and a lot of people missed a huge talent, but I bet that situation also engendered a ton of trust in and devotion to Gilligan.
November 21, 2025 at 6:34 PM
She was nearing her mid-40s and her biggest role to date had been the Whitney Cummings sitcom when she was cast in "Better Call Saul." Hollywood is brutal and a lot of people missed a huge talent, but I bet that situation also engendered a ton of trust in and devotion to Gilligan.
Something, isn't it? Hundred bucks, all in, not counting the labor and...the cost of the dildo; those things aren't cheap. See, I like to...I'm not set up to mold hard rubber.
November 21, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Something, isn't it? Hundred bucks, all in, not counting the labor and...the cost of the dildo; those things aren't cheap. See, I like to...I'm not set up to mold hard rubber.
Caesar salad, Sousaphone (ish), Sam Brown belt, Theremin, Mackintosh...
November 20, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Caesar salad, Sousaphone (ish), Sam Brown belt, Theremin, Mackintosh...
Truly a universal human experience
November 17, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Truly a universal human experience
Also I'm just a citizen man, I am under no obligation to do your job for you
November 17, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Also I'm just a citizen man, I am under no obligation to do your job for you
iirc he also poo-poos Mamdani for barely breaking 50 in a three-horse race and it goes completely uncommented upon how his guy became president twice and with how much of the vote.
November 14, 2025 at 12:37 AM
iirc he also poo-poos Mamdani for barely breaking 50 in a three-horse race and it goes completely uncommented upon how his guy became president twice and with how much of the vote.
Gross Gastropub
November 13, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Gross Gastropub
How exclusive can it be when ALF ran for four seasons?
November 12, 2025 at 5:42 AM
How exclusive can it be when ALF ran for four seasons?
The first big pop star they brought in to help the series appeal to a younger demo is 83! And the series was already a trilogy when it made a joke at his expense a decade earlier!
November 11, 2025 at 3:36 PM
The first big pop star they brought in to help the series appeal to a younger demo is 83! And the series was already a trilogy when it made a joke at his expense a decade earlier!
One of the worst decisions I've made in recent memory is taking a high-THC edible and then putting on "Safe."
November 10, 2025 at 4:37 AM
One of the worst decisions I've made in recent memory is taking a high-THC edible and then putting on "Safe."