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This is Pookie looking for a friend here... heavy sighh

#PookieNeedsFriends
#StanPookie
Im a "drink a lot maybe get a little crossed and party for an hour two tops and then get food and go home" kinda guy

#grandpa
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October 29, 2025 at 4:48 AM
The one sided beef I have with pickleball needs to be studied

#PickleballIsOverParty
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October 16, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Happy to report that this has all finally happened. The guy was kinda a wreck and im never seeing him again. But experience is experience!

#StanPookie
Ive never been in a relationship, ive never really held hands romantically, ive never kissed anyone romantically, and no one ever acts like they want me. Idk what to do anymore.

#Help
#StanPookie
July 24, 2025 at 7:25 AM
I have a theory that the reason socialism is so demonized is because of rich people and super pacs paying politicians to convince us it would be this nasty awful thing. Socialism is quite literally the fix to most of our countries issues but ill talk abt that some other time.

#Socialism
#StanPookie
July 24, 2025 at 7:19 AM
FASCISM BENEFITS NOBODY EXCEPT BILLIONAIRES. Nope, not even you chad.

#FDT
#Fascist
#StanPookie
July 24, 2025 at 7:17 AM
I hate when guys who are younger than me look older and are in better shape than I am

#Envy
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July 23, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Hollywood, I'll never forgive you for what you did to Amanda Bynes

#AmandaBynes
#StanPookie
July 17, 2025 at 10:45 PM
If I ever become famous (pls dont jinx me) one of my biggest hopes is that #StanPookie blows up and goes viral

#PleaseStanPookie
May 23, 2025 at 1:15 AM
The TikTok photo comments has to be my favorite feature on the app hands down.

#StanPookie
May 23, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Why am I so dramatic

#StanPookie
I could literally never feel further away from you than I do in this moment right now. Will things change? I do not know, but seeing you right now I hope it does.

#Hopeless
#StanPookie
April 24, 2025 at 3:07 AM
So happy they cast an unknown actor to play Haymitch. Whatever. I NEED to know who theyre casting as Effie...

#ElleFanning
#TheHungerGames
#StanPookie
April 24, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Every day I grieve the fact that Tati Westbrook didn't successfully cancel James Charles

#predator
#StanPookie
April 20, 2025 at 6:34 AM
I could literally never feel further away from you than I do in this moment right now. Will things change? I do not know, but seeing you right now I hope it does.

#Hopeless
#StanPookie
March 12, 2025 at 5:19 AM
And suddenly... I cant find anyone datable anymore

#Manic
#SendHelp
#StanPookie
February 26, 2025 at 5:45 AM
YAHI PARAM VAASTAVIKTA HAI!

#StanSymmetra
#StanPookie
I have a hyperfixation with memorizing the non english voice lines in Overwatch

#Overwatch
#Overwatch2
#Symmetra
#StanPookie
February 18, 2025 at 5:24 AM
I have a hyperfixation with memorizing the non english voice lines in Overwatch

#Overwatch
#Overwatch2
#Symmetra
#StanPookie
February 18, 2025 at 5:24 AM
What a suave fellow this is

#StanPookie
February 18, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I am so excited to live in nyc this summer

#Actor
#NYC
#StanPookie
February 15, 2025 at 10:28 AM
I wonder if artists who collab and sing about sex in their lyrics ever actually do it

#FoodForThought
#NickiMinaj
#BrunoMars
#StanPookie
February 6, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Things I want but cannot have:

1) a functioning bidet
2) a squatty potty

Guys im suffering rn

#OnTheToilet
#PlsHelp
#StanPookie
January 24, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Are these called tweets? Whats the new term for bluesky posts??

#Bluesky
#Tweet
#StanPookie
January 23, 2025 at 8:57 PM
That Reverend Miss Rev. Mariann Edgar Budde... yea her... im her biggest fan clock it that ho aint neva wrong.

#ReverendMariannEdgarBudde
#EwTrump
#DoNOTStanTrump
#StanPookie instead
January 23, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Nvm im over it fuck that bitch ass f@ggot.

#OverIt
#StanPookie
January 23, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Ive never been in a relationship, ive never really held hands romantically, ive never kissed anyone romantically, and no one ever acts like they want me. Idk what to do anymore.

#Help
#StanPookie
January 23, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Its hard to feel wanted when youve been ghosted 4 times. Idk whats wrong with me.

#Ghosted
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January 23, 2025 at 12:47 AM