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Stansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 5h

Ahhh, it makes sense now.

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Stansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 1d

Frank.

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Stansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 1d

So sweet. One of our sniffer dogs enjoying his break in the Bahamas with his new mate Dave. Lovely to see.

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Stansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 1d

This has just arrived for Kev in Air Traffic. It's a very unusual gift for his girlfriend's birthday, but he's adamant it's what she wants. He checked her search history and he says it's what she googles the most.

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Stansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 1d

It was a stroke of genius to hire an ex Jenga World Champion as a baggage handler.

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Stansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 1d

Congratulations to Captain Jackson, now confirmed as our Hide and Seek Champion from 2007 to 2025. Very well done Sir.

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Stansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 2d

Ryanair asked us to update their logo so it better incorporates their brand values. Michael O'Leary is on the phone going apeshit, no idea why.

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Stansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 2d

It's perfectly safe, all those components were supplied by the lowest bidders.

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Stansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 2d

a girl wearing sunglasses and a pink shirt says how dare you

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Stansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 2d

Nervous of flying? Don’t be. As long as the 2 million parts in a plane work perfectly while travelling at close to the speed of sound as sharp metal blades rotate at supersonic speeds in temperatures of -65 degrees 7 miles above the Earth’s surface, you’ll be absolutely fine.

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Stansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 2d

We flame to please.

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Stansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 2d

You were in Brighton! That’s where I am.

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Stansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 3d

That’s a Netjet pilot subtlety letting us know that he’s picked up Piers Morgan and is heading back to the U.K.

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Stansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 3d

a close up of a man 's face with the words " indeed " on the bottom

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Stansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 3d

I have a feeling our drop off fees will be increasing tomorrow. #WishMeLuck

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Stansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 3d

Smashing. Picture just in from a Mr Wolfgang Snell, enjoying an Autumn break with his German family on the beach in Miami. Marvellous.

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Stansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 3d

Our new Police trainee has just stopped someone clocked at 180mph. Used a stinger to burst the tyres. Apologies to all those on board the 10:05 to Alicante. Runway open again soon.