This year I was gifted norovirus for Christmas. 0/10, terrible gift, would not recommend.
December 27, 2025 at 1:20 PM
This year I was gifted norovirus for Christmas. 0/10, terrible gift, would not recommend.
I am a knives out glass onion enjoyer and I don’t care what anyone has to say about it
December 26, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I am a knives out glass onion enjoyer and I don’t care what anyone has to say about it
Every year I watch the bobs burgers Christmas episode of season 13 and just cry my eyes out. I’ve never not sobbed through the last five minutes of the episode.
December 20, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Every year I watch the bobs burgers Christmas episode of season 13 and just cry my eyes out. I’ve never not sobbed through the last five minutes of the episode.
Only three of us in the office today and there’s been nonstop holiday treats being delivered and you better believe we are consuming all of it.
December 19, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Only three of us in the office today and there’s been nonstop holiday treats being delivered and you better believe we are consuming all of it.
I want everyone to know I didn’t sleep all weekend over the anxiety the reply to this email was giving me so I went to work 2 hours early on Monday and the reply said “thx for the update!” and nothing else. So. Lesson learned.
Sending a cowardly email at 4:25 on a Friday before logging off for the weekend is just how I roll
December 17, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I want everyone to know I didn’t sleep all weekend over the anxiety the reply to this email was giving me so I went to work 2 hours early on Monday and the reply said “thx for the update!” and nothing else. So. Lesson learned.
Every couple of weeks our IT guys re-install copilot on my computer and every couple of weeks I uninstall copilot from my computer.
December 15, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Every couple of weeks our IT guys re-install copilot on my computer and every couple of weeks I uninstall copilot from my computer.
I had barely moved six inches trying to pull out of a parking spot and some asshole in a lifted truck decided he was going to pull out of his spot super fast so of course he hit me and he tried to act like we were both the problem?????? Like sir I was going .5 miles an hour I was not the issue.
December 14, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I had barely moved six inches trying to pull out of a parking spot and some asshole in a lifted truck decided he was going to pull out of his spot super fast so of course he hit me and he tried to act like we were both the problem?????? Like sir I was going .5 miles an hour I was not the issue.
Sending a cowardly email at 4:25 on a Friday before logging off for the weekend is just how I roll
December 12, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Sending a cowardly email at 4:25 on a Friday before logging off for the weekend is just how I roll
Watching my dad be a grandpa always makes me want to cry. Like this man just RAN out of the house to buy a sled because the kids are coming over and he realized they didn’t have one anymore. Now that they’re toddlers he’s having so much fun and it makes me sob.
December 7, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Watching my dad be a grandpa always makes me want to cry. Like this man just RAN out of the house to buy a sled because the kids are coming over and he realized they didn’t have one anymore. Now that they’re toddlers he’s having so much fun and it makes me sob.
There’s something in the air today… every time I sit down at my desk I get shocked when I touch anything, and the last shock I got caused a visible spark and then my screens flashed off which was not a good time.
December 5, 2025 at 5:17 PM
There’s something in the air today… every time I sit down at my desk I get shocked when I touch anything, and the last shock I got caused a visible spark and then my screens flashed off which was not a good time.
I had a lot of issues sleeping in January so I would put on the Elf soundtrack and fall asleep to it and it well and truly fucked up my Spotify wrapped
December 3, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I had a lot of issues sleeping in January so I would put on the Elf soundtrack and fall asleep to it and it well and truly fucked up my Spotify wrapped
We have reached the 5:02 sunset window and the perpetually cloudy sky season at the same time which is so very depressing to me
December 2, 2025 at 9:15 PM
We have reached the 5:02 sunset window and the perpetually cloudy sky season at the same time which is so very depressing to me
The live music at this bar is playing a peanuts medley and I am sooooo here for it
November 29, 2025 at 11:58 PM
The live music at this bar is playing a peanuts medley and I am sooooo here for it
Client cannot possibly understand that I have no control of an account transfer after I send off the paperwork. It’s in the hands of the delivering firm!!! I cannot control how long it takes them!!!
November 25, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Client cannot possibly understand that I have no control of an account transfer after I send off the paperwork. It’s in the hands of the delivering firm!!! I cannot control how long it takes them!!!
My mom wrote a very nice obituary for her mom and her brother wants to use his ChatGPT version instead, which is so soulless and chilling to me.
November 22, 2025 at 5:46 PM
My mom wrote a very nice obituary for her mom and her brother wants to use his ChatGPT version instead, which is so soulless and chilling to me.
3 year old absolutely refuses to accept a blanket for this baby doll. Printed paper only.
November 22, 2025 at 4:20 PM
3 year old absolutely refuses to accept a blanket for this baby doll. Printed paper only.
No really, I only got 19 cookies out of it.
November 21, 2025 at 2:13 AM
No really, I only got 19 cookies out of it.
Recipie says it yields 5 dozen cookies… I am currently yielding one and a half dozen. The math ain’t mathing.
November 21, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Recipie says it yields 5 dozen cookies… I am currently yielding one and a half dozen. The math ain’t mathing.
Prepared the paperwork for a client so they could donate to a local dyslexia organization from their retirement account. And I spelled their last name wrong. On the paperwork. By mixing up two letters and not even noticing until the client pointed it out. Sweet, sweet irony.
November 19, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Prepared the paperwork for a client so they could donate to a local dyslexia organization from their retirement account. And I spelled their last name wrong. On the paperwork. By mixing up two letters and not even noticing until the client pointed it out. Sweet, sweet irony.
I would like to watch Paul Hollywood eat a Costco cake.
November 16, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I would like to watch Paul Hollywood eat a Costco cake.
I stayed at my parents house last night and when I left for work this morning my dad had not scraped the ice off my windshield like he used to which can only mean one thing: he hates me.
November 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I stayed at my parents house last night and when I left for work this morning my dad had not scraped the ice off my windshield like he used to which can only mean one thing: he hates me.
Every time I move somewhere new I cry myself to sleep the first night. At this point it’s a tradition. Tonight’s the night!
November 3, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Every time I move somewhere new I cry myself to sleep the first night. At this point it’s a tradition. Tonight’s the night!
Made my first baby Halloween costume and idk if the hat will stay on her head but she’s going to be the cutest witch you’ve ever seen
October 29, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Made my first baby Halloween costume and idk if the hat will stay on her head but she’s going to be the cutest witch you’ve ever seen
It should be illegal for the weather to be nice and sunny when I’m home sick. It needs to be dark and windy and rainy only.
October 27, 2025 at 4:54 PM
It should be illegal for the weather to be nice and sunny when I’m home sick. It needs to be dark and windy and rainy only.
When a friend tells me they’re taking advice from ChatGPT
October 23, 2025 at 10:03 PM
When a friend tells me they’re taking advice from ChatGPT