Michæl Starkey
@star67.bsky.social
Feline Father²; Colorist; Veteran US Navy Photographer; Legit Ⓥ; Not Funny
Hey @apple when are you going to take Siri seriously? It just keeps getting worse
December 30, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Hey @apple when are you going to take Siri seriously? It just keeps getting worse
Is it even possible to register a new account to discuss one of your articles? This is an instance of tech gone wrong, just remove the comments section like everyone else if you don’t want feedback @arstechnica.com
December 29, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Is it even possible to register a new account to discuss one of your articles? This is an instance of tech gone wrong, just remove the comments section like everyone else if you don’t want feedback @arstechnica.com
Adapting to AI is just like dating someone new, super impressive for the first few dates and then you realize it was just white Trash the entire time
December 29, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Adapting to AI is just like dating someone new, super impressive for the first few dates and then you realize it was just white Trash the entire time
Relationships are supposed to be bad just so you can have fun stories to share with your friends
December 25, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Relationships are supposed to be bad just so you can have fun stories to share with your friends
Can you please stop sending the alerts on Tuesday for the garbage that you also don’t want @Tmobile?
December 9, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Can you please stop sending the alerts on Tuesday for the garbage that you also don’t want @Tmobile?
Once we’re Don and out on the president, can anyone guess how long that babies aren’t named Don anymore goes for?
November 14, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Once we’re Don and out on the president, can anyone guess how long that babies aren’t named Don anymore goes for?
I do not trust adults who are into the muppets
November 14, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I do not trust adults who are into the muppets
This number goes out to Donny www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwz4...
Cop Rock - He's Guilty [High Quality]
YouTube video by Cop Rock: The Movie
www.youtube.com
November 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
This number goes out to Donny www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwz4...
I’m not so sure how helpful of a statement these actions are but I’m fasting until SNAP benefits are distributed
November 8, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I’m not so sure how helpful of a statement these actions are but I’m fasting until SNAP benefits are distributed
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social I left NYC for reasons (yuck Florida) I don’t quite comprehend besides rent and you are the reason to move back
October 30, 2025 at 7:27 PM
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social I left NYC for reasons (yuck Florida) I don’t quite comprehend besides rent and you are the reason to move back
I condone the answer to the question of this headline which I am hammering out on my touchscreen - the 2nd amendment www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
Can anyone stop Trump’s teardown of the East Wing?
Many preservationists fear the answer is no. A pro-Trump review board is expected to approve the president’s planned 90,000-square-foot ballroom, too.
www.washingtonpost.com
October 30, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I condone the answer to the question of this headline which I am hammering out on my touchscreen - the 2nd amendment www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
Correct me if I’m wrong, I feel that I certainly not the one to notice this first, but Peter Thiel and Elon Musk as Beavis and Butthead?
October 12, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Correct me if I’m wrong, I feel that I certainly not the one to notice this first, but Peter Thiel and Elon Musk as Beavis and Butthead?
Hand down, the most embarrassing moment in life is when someone before you pays for your order at a drive-thru; I am not a pre-charity target
September 13, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Hand down, the most embarrassing moment in life is when someone before you pays for your order at a drive-thru; I am not a pre-charity target
Just like Siri getting progressively worse, @apple keeps getting thread worse, watch the N1 chip take it down a notch #outsiderinformation
September 12, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Just like Siri getting progressively worse, @apple keeps getting thread worse, watch the N1 chip take it down a notch #outsiderinformation
The directions to Newsmax on Manhattan are go uptown 6th Ave and when you reach Fox News take a hard right to 3rd Ave
September 11, 2025 at 7:17 AM
The directions to Newsmax on Manhattan are go uptown 6th Ave and when you reach Fox News take a hard right to 3rd Ave
JD Vance is the world’s most powerful bottom
September 9, 2025 at 1:29 PM
JD Vance is the world’s most powerful bottom
People don’t realize how easily one can bring the US military to a screeching halt, play this song because they all have to stop and dance to it, please play this if you live in one of the affected cities www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbDH...
The Cupid Shuffle - Army Edition
YouTube video by littlewhitecorvette
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September 8, 2025 at 8:23 AM
People don’t realize how easily one can bring the US military to a screeching halt, play this song because they all have to stop and dance to it, please play this if you live in one of the affected cities www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbDH...
Who can tell what my subconscious has been giving off lately… actually it’s you and I would like to be informed
September 7, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Who can tell what my subconscious has been giving off lately… actually it’s you and I would like to be informed
Hey @apple, stop letting my iPhone keyboard switch languages. I’ve followed the guides online and you are the one in the wrong
September 4, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Hey @apple, stop letting my iPhone keyboard switch languages. I’ve followed the guides online and you are the one in the wrong
(2/2) @apple I recently bought an iPad and immediately returned it within 10 minutes because the sales guy said “Welcome to AI.” I don’t need an iPad when you say things like that
August 31, 2025 at 2:53 PM
(2/2) @apple I recently bought an iPad and immediately returned it within 10 minutes because the sales guy said “Welcome to AI.” I don’t need an iPad when you say things like that
Simply stop it @apple, we are not your beta testers, Siri was marvelous in 2012 and you keep stepping backwards. Naming it Apple Intelligence doesn’t equate to Siri being even worse. (1/2)
August 31, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Simply stop it @apple, we are not your beta testers, Siri was marvelous in 2012 and you keep stepping backwards. Naming it Apple Intelligence doesn’t equate to Siri being even worse. (1/2)
Apple I or similar is even worse that Siri ever became, changing the name doesn’t mean that it works now @apple
August 31, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Apple I or similar is even worse that Siri ever became, changing the name doesn’t mean that it works now @apple
Typically I don’t want to judge people based off looks and I would hate to ruin Mac Tonight’s reputation with a Pam Bondi comparison
July 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Typically I don’t want to judge people based off looks and I would hate to ruin Mac Tonight’s reputation with a Pam Bondi comparison
Please @apple stop switching languages on the keyboard, if I set it then you should forget it, pretty please don’t bring Apple Unintelligence or Siri into it for a second opinion, I followed steps to stop this and you are still #gaslighting this all
June 24, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Please @apple stop switching languages on the keyboard, if I set it then you should forget it, pretty please don’t bring Apple Unintelligence or Siri into it for a second opinion, I followed steps to stop this and you are still #gaslighting this all
Reposted by Michæl Starkey
June 10, 2025 at 7:12 PM