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saige 🌻 (they/she)
@stardewsaige.bsky.social
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professional yapper- I mean stardew valley youtuber. autistic & adhd. unhealthily obsessed with pixelated characters.
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saige 🌻 (they/she) @stardewsaige.bsky.social · Mar 25
hello bluesky! my name is saige and i'm starting up a stardew valley youtube channel because i love yapping about my special interest :) i don't have any videos up yet but you can see the channel here: youtube.com/@stardewsaig...
Stardew Saige
I talk a lot about Stardew Valley. subscribe for a lot of fun and autistic ramblings about my special interest.
youtube.com
stardewsaige.bsky.social
I have a thousand times more respect for wiki writers now that I'm trying to write a wiki myself, this shit is HARD and TIME CONSUMING
April 16, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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deep dive video script is now 21 pages long and 6,659 words and I'm still not close to done 🫠 also I'm working on creating a wiki for sunberry village on top of being a full time student and working two part time jobs. so progress is slow lol. but it's going!
April 15, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP
a screenshot of stardew valley picturing my character (saige) and sterling from always raining in the valley. he's saying "here's to happily ever after, sunshine."
March 30, 2025 at 7:34 AM
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I mean the baby was just born yesterday but sure honey
a screenshot of stardew valley picturing my character (saige) and sterling from always raining in the valley. he's saying, "today I learned that hell hath no fury like a toddler whose sandwich has been cut into squares when they wanted triangles."
March 30, 2025 at 7:11 AM
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"angel" ?!?!?! I've never had a pixelated man get me giggling and kicking my feet so much
a screenshot of stardew valley. it pictures my character (saige) and sterling from always raining in the valley. he's saying "I said I'd bring you over no matter what so don't forget to come say hi once you're through today's tasks, alright angel?"
March 30, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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sterling marriage update is coming in two weeks so I fear I have a lot more work ahead of me 🫠
March 29, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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the script for my sterling deep dive video is currently 16 pages and 5,880 words. and I'm not nearly done. I think I'm a little insane y'all
March 28, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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down bad crying at the gym
screenshot of my script for the sterling deep dive video. it reads: "Haley will say, 'I do like Sterling's nails. It takes confidence in a man to paint them, you know?' And this little bit of knowledge alone made Sterling 100 times hotter to me. WHY is this man NOT REAL it’s literally KILLING me that I can’t be with him in real life *cries*"
March 28, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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script writing is going well
a screenshot of my script for the sterling deep dive video. it reads: "Pierre will say, 'Tch. What's got that boy looking that happy all of a sudden?' ME. HE'S IN LOVE. AND FUCK YOU."
March 28, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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....sir it's winter
March 27, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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🎶I'm working late 'cause I'm a (wannabe) youtuber
picture of my computer and steam recordings pulled up. a stardew valley video clip is currently exporting.
March 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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goodnight little people in my phone <3
March 25, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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"but you don't seem autistic" denial is a river in egypt baby

(this is not even 20% of the script)
screenshot of my script for my "deep dive into sterling from always raining in the valley" video. it reads: One of these add-ons is a mod called “Always Raining in the Valley.” Despite the name, it does not make it always rain in the valley (although that would be a funny mod). Always Raining in the Valley, or ARV for short, is a mod created by himetarts (and I apologize if I’m mispronouncing the name) that adds three new NPCs: Mia, Henry, and Sterling. The description of the mod, as found on NexusMods, reads as this: “Have you ever felt lost? Adrift? It’s okay not knowing what the next stage of your life will have in store for you. After all, we’re all often so lost in our own heads that we forget to connect with the people that surround us. ARV is a mod about growing through those who surround us, learning to live with ourselves when we can’t love ourselves, and what has to be an obscene amount of puns.” Now, the character Sterling is going to be our main focus of the video, but I’ll quickly introduce Mia and Henry as we will be talking about them in relation to Sterling. Henry is Sterling’s younger cousin, and he works on the family farm. He lives with Mia, a young agronomist who has a knack for gardening and deliciously adorable cooking. Mia is, and I quote from the NexusMods page, “the certified single brain cell of the entire Cooper house.” (Having played through a majority of this mod, I wholeheartedly agree. We stan Mia.) Henry and Mia are currently antisocial NPCs, meaning they can’t be gifted or romanced, but the creators are planning to release their marriageable updates in the future. screenshot of my script for my "a deep dive into sterling from always raining in the valley" video. it reads: Sterling is a 27-year-old valley-born man who just moved back home after a quote “disastrous streak in Zuzu City.” He has recently moved in with his cousin Henry and roommate Mia, hoping to turn over a new leaf and leave his past behind. Unfortunately, recovery is not an easy or straight road, and letting go of his addictions becomes harder than he could’ve imagined. Sterling lives in a cute little house in the northwest corner of East Scarp with Henry and Mia. His birthday is Summer 15, and he works five days a week at Pierre’s General Store. He is friends with Mia and Henry (obviously) as well as Shane. Sterling has a pretty predictable schedule when you first meet him. He works on Mondays, Tuesdays, Thursdays, Fridays, and Saturdays, and on his working days his schedule looks like this: he wakes up at 6am and heads to work. He arrives at Pierre’s General Store around 9am, and works until 5pm. After that, he heads to the saloon, and stays there until 10pm when he heads home. On Wednesdays, Pierre’s store is closed, so on these days he wakes up at 6am and stays in his room until he has breakfast with Mia at 8:30. At 10:30 he goes outside to check on the garden, and at 3pm he heads to Rosa’s cart to get a coffee. At 5pm he heads to the Saloon, and he leaves at 10:30pm to head home. He’s also off on Sundays, on which he wakes up at 6am, has breakfast with Mia at 8:30, checks on the garden at 10, and then at noon he heads to...
March 25, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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meeting the love of my life for the first time (again)
March 25, 2025 at 5:40 AM
stardewsaige.bsky.social
hello bluesky! my name is saige and i'm starting up a stardew valley youtube channel because i love yapping about my special interest :) i don't have any videos up yet but you can see the channel here: youtube.com/@stardewsaig...
Stardew Saige
I talk a lot about Stardew Valley. subscribe for a lot of fun and autistic ramblings about my special interest.
youtube.com
March 25, 2025 at 4:04 AM