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StarDon't Valley
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Keeper of Pierre's stash. Giver of empty Joja Cola cans. Stardew Valley's least wanted.
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StarDon't Valley @stardontvalley.bsky.social · Aug 17
Fuck Sebastian
Marry Demetrius
Kill Robin
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Pam "found" a battery "in a drawer" 🤔
September 19, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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Leaving tree stumps all over the valley
September 19, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Eyyyy is that trailer by the river available to rent hourly?
August 23, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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Touch grass. Just not Pierre's.
August 22, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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Ugh this guy is so boring. *pushes Harvey out of hot air balloon basket*
August 20, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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reverse cowgirl so I can still play stardew
August 18, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Wizard + Caroline = Abigail
Wizard + Robin = Sebastian
Wizard + Witch = that weird giant shadow dude in the secret woods at midnight
August 20, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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So, crab pots catch ALL types of crabs?
August 20, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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Know why Haley loves coconuts? Neither do I.
August 19, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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The little ones LOVE fresh vegetables!
August 19, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Cow decal >>> real cow
August 18, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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Break Clint's simp heart like one of his geodes by giving a bouquet to Emily.
August 17, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Fuck Sebastian
Marry Demetrius
Kill Robin
August 17, 2025 at 5:44 PM