If you can’t find friends, find enemies

What am I supposed to do if I don’t need bread? Why aren’t there clear instructions?!

Like I just don’t get this idea that people keep floating around that they are too dumb for self reflection. That they are too dumb to realize the evil they are doing. People with soulrot are given carte blanche and incentivized to do whatever they want.

I highly recommend those treehouse of horrors omnibus if you are interested at all in that kinda thing.

No but it’s your duty as a citizen to pelt him with eggs if you see him

Y’all mind your own business

I was trying to help my nephew move a couch 2 years ago and I asked him to get tools to take the legs off and he brought me one of these and his pocket knife

Who do you think offered the child?

Looks like you know what his Xmas present is gonna be

So there was a LEGENDARY shop in my area called Collector’s Warehouse. I went in and ask for a pack of Recharge cards and the dude behind the counter just started yelling “Recharge!” over and over like he had never heard the word before. I slowly backed out and never returned.

No, it comes with new versions of those things

Sorry to chime in on all your poison ivy posts but I just adore it. G Willow Wilson really gets a chance to stretch and play and barely have the specter of Batman looming over her.

It was so weird. I had such a good time with it. I’m very sad we didn’t get more.

It’s 9 degrees here but I just started sweating

Well citadels glue doesn’t work so I guess not