did anyone else have a bar mom who somehow had the energy to go out literally every night in their 30's and 40's? mine lived on hair spray, cigarettes, alcohol, and various shady men 😃 #millennialtrauma #barmoms

"peasants" #catsofbluesky #royalty

thinking about him 🥹❤️

playtime with freddy #catsofbluesky

i need friends that play neopets 🥺 #neopets

this is my other cat, named cat. he has a serious man face #cats

i promise he's alive, this is just the least photogenic nap ever recorded #mycat #frederick #soft #cute #iwoulddieforthisman

allow me to formally introduce my son freddy the #cat his hobbies include begging for treats, sleeping in until 2pm and head-butting every human he sees

as i lay here doomscrolling a mere 6 hours before my next retail shift, i must remind myself that i drag my sorry carcass to work every day in order to keep this old man full of treats