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big big world got no brakes | mtg & other card games, warcraft, leftism | he/they 💜💛🖤
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like damn, man
Debtors' Knell {4}{W/B}{W/B}{W/B} Enchantment ({W/B} can be paid with either {W} or {B}.) At the beginning of your upkeep, put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. One moment, conscious only of a sense of repose. The next moment, hearing the trudge of his own footsteps. He sighed and squinted into the glare ahead. Watermark: Orzhov Illustrated by Kev Walker
February 10, 2026 at 10:05 PM
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Congratulations!

An old favourite:
"No rest. No mercy. No matter what." from Akroma, Angel of Wrath
Akroma, Angel of Wrath {5}{W}{W}{W} Legendary Creature — Angel Flying, first strike, vigilance, trample, haste, protection from black and from red “No rest. No mercy. No matter what.” 6/6 Illustrated by Ron Spears
January 11, 2026 at 6:04 PM
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this card does everything I’ve wanted in a rakdos goblin commander

we’re going to value town and Grub is the bus driver, beep beep
Grub, Storied Matriarch 2B Legendary Creature - Goblin Warlock Menace Whenever this creature enters or transforms into Grub, Storied Matriarch, return up to one target Goblin card from your graveyard to your hand. At the beginning of your first main phase, you may pay R. If you do, transform Grub. 2/1 // Grub, Notorious Auntie Legendary Creature - Goblin Warrior Menace Whenever Grub attacks, you may blight 1. If you do, create a tapped and attacking token that's a copy of the blighted creature, except it has "At the beginning of the end step, sacrifice this token." At the beginning of your first main phase, you may pay B. If you do, transform Grub. 2/1 Art by ZOLTAN BOROS
January 6, 2026 at 6:36 PM
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this guy has created my new favourite archetype of deck, which is “what if I had TWO of this busted giant red creature and they both have haste”, dude rocks
Gogo, Mysterious Mime {3}{R} Legendary Creature — Wizard At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may have Gogo become a copy of another target creature you control until end of turn, except its name is Gogo, Mysterious Mime. If you do, Gogo and that creature each get +2/+0 and gain haste until end of turn and attack this turn if able. 2/2 Illustrated by Lee Woo-chul
December 30, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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played a couple games of yoshimaru & keleth tonight

this deck is a fucking blast lmao, giant puppy goes smash
Yoshimaru, Ever Faithful {W} Legendary Creature — Dog Whenever another legendary permanent you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on Yoshimaru. Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.) Day after day he sat there, knowing that the Wanderer would soon be back for him. 1/1 Illustrated by Ilse Gort Keleth, Sunmane Familiar {1}{W} Legendary Creature — Horse Whenever a commander you control attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on it. Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.) She chooses her riders carefully and bears them to glory in battle after battle. 1/1
December 20, 2025 at 6:26 AM
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damn, the sad girl music is going hard today
screenshot of SERPENTINE by Vana on Tidal
December 16, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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thanks, I hate it
a 10-day forecast predicting lots of snow and temperatures down to -36 this weekend, I love living in a frozen hellscape
December 9, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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was looking at heroes in a half shell earlier and realized something

at least they're trying to be clever
the teenage mutant ninja turtles logo but it says "Vigilance Menace Trample Haste," which are the abilities on Heroes in a Half Shell
October 13, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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Gonna Moonmist my Witch Enchanter and it’s gonna be GREAT
Moonmist {1}{G} Instant Transform all Humans. Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn by creatures other than Werewolves and Wolves. (Only double-faced cards can be transformed.) Illustrated by Ryan Yee
September 5, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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played a couple games with this lovely guy and boy you have not lived until you make a pair of twinflame tyrants and copy one with this dude

8x damage goes brrrr
August 16, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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buh
June 9, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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are they… you know
fang and vanille from MTG:FF
June 7, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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that said: we got the real victory sleeved up
Tifa, Martial Artist, from the MTG:FF crossover commander deck, sleeved up and sitting in a pink deck box
June 6, 2025 at 10:03 AM
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played a midnight prerelease like a true degenerate and while my pool sucked this card is absolutely obscene lmao
Astrologian's Planisphere {1}{U} Artifact — Equipment Job select (When this Equipment enters, create a 1/1 colorless Hero creature token, then attach this to it.) Equipped creature is a Wizard in addition to its other types and has “Whenever you cast a noncreature spell and whenever you draw your third card each turn, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.” Diana — Equip {2}
June 6, 2025 at 9:58 AM
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you can do tons of stuff w/ tifa and any kind of attack trigger, but the easy/sneaky one is giving your stuff double strike so you can get up to 6 extra combats from her ability (bc it's still the first combat phase!)

also Annie Joins Up is the super secret tech
Blade Historian {R/W}{R/W}{R/W}{R/W} Creature — Human Cleric Attacking creatures you control have double strike. 2/3 True Conviction {3}{W}{W}{W} Enchantment Creatures you control have double strike and lifelink. Boros Charm {R}{W} Instant Choose one — • Boros Charm deals 4 damage to target player or planeswalker. • Permanents you control gain indestructible until end of turn. • Target creature gains double strike until end of turn. Annie Joins Up {1}{R}{G}{W} Legendary Enchantment When Annie Joins Up enters, it deals 5 damage to target creature or planeswalker an opponent controls. If a triggered ability of a legendary creature you control triggers, that ability triggers an additional time.
May 11, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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new sleep token omg
crying aya asagiri meme
May 9, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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me an hour ago: “god I’m exhausted and feel like sniffly garbage, I’m going back to bed”
me, now: i.redd.it/qv94mqmmdo98...
March 25, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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Gotta be this one, have a set of 25 for my Yahenni commander deck and they are so gorgeous
A Swamp basic land card for Magic: the Gathering, illustrated by Ravenna Tran
February 5, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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🖤BFFS💚 (I feel a little bad for the poor elf and sliver players on the other end of the table)
The Magic: the Gathering card Massacre Wurm, from Core Set 2021. {3}{B}{B}{B} Creature — Phyrexian Wurm When this creature enters, creatures your opponents control get -2/-2 until end of turn. Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, that player loses 2 life. 6/5 The Magic: the Gathering card Springheart Nantuko, from Modern Horizons 3. {1}{G} Enchantment Creature — Insect Monk Bestow {1}{G} Enchanted creature gets +1/+1. Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, you may pay {1}{G} if Springheart Nantuko is attached to a creature you control. If you do, create a token that’s a copy of that creature. If you didn’t create a token this way, create a 1/1 green Insect creature token. 1/1
January 11, 2025 at 6:09 AM
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you’re the best! thank you!
an elf on a sweet motorcycle doing a sick jump off a mountain
December 28, 2024 at 4:17 AM
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Dinner w/ friends @jezibelle.bsky.social
The interior of a Japanese BBQ restaurant featuring medium size plastic renditions of Cubone and Gengar
December 27, 2024 at 12:51 AM
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this one goes hard with any kind of token doubler
The Magic: the Gathering card Spawning Pit, from Darksteel. It's a 2-cost artifact with the text "Sacrifice a creature: Put a charge counter on Spawning Pit. {1}, Remove two charge counters from Spawning Pit: Create a 2/2 colorless Spawn artifact creature token." The art depicts a halberd jutting out of a rotting pile of robot corpses piled up in a big pit.
December 15, 2024 at 9:32 PM
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there are very few things I enjoy more than reanimating this big fella a couple of times in the same turn

get the broom out
Massacre Wurm, a black magic card from the Foundations set. It’s a 6/5 Phyrexian Wurm with the ability “When this creature enters, creatures your opponents control get -2/-2 until end of turn. Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, that player loses 2 life.”
December 13, 2024 at 4:27 PM
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mindslaver is not super fun, but what is fun is watching the two players jockeying for first suddenly trying to convince each other to cut them a break
December 10, 2024 at 4:48 PM
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the unrelenting urge to quit my job and play wow classic all day is particularly strong this afternoon

my lil baby warlock is so much fun
December 9, 2024 at 10:37 PM