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@starman1987.bsky.social
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starman1987.bsky.social
Kind of suspicious that i had to approve receiving messages from an account claiming i've been banned on here. Something tells me this isn't legit.
Screenshot of a message claiming to be from Bluesky support team with a link, threatening to permanently ban me.
November 12, 2025 at 8:17 AM
starman1987.bsky.social
I treated myself and bought some new spice jars.
Skull shaped mason jars with seasonings in them. (Left-to-Right: Whole Cloves, Turmeric, Cinnamon Sticks, and Anise Seed.)
November 5, 2025 at 3:49 PM
starman1987.bsky.social
"Skull Hands"?! Is that really how they're describing this? I don't hate it, i'm mostly just confused.
Box of headphones labeled "Skull Hand Wireless Headphones" with skeletal hands on them.
November 5, 2025 at 12:24 AM
starman1987.bsky.social
Without downloading any new pictures, what is it like dating you?
Two girls talking, the first asking, "Do you like being big spoon or little spoon?" The second girl, holding five knives, says, "I am not a spoon. I'm a knife."
October 22, 2025 at 11:25 PM
starman1987.bsky.social
Huh. Didn't know that J'Michael made coats. Also didn't know he was Canadian. @dndpodcast.bsky.social @thriftycrafts.bsky.social #GAPCast #TrenchCoat #Draconarita #Thrifty
Clothing tag that says, "J. Michaels Canada's Leading Coat Specialist"
October 16, 2025 at 11:31 PM
starman1987.bsky.social
Without downloading any new pictures, where are you mentally?
Skeleton watering a heart like a plant with a small sprout, completely black background.
September 30, 2025 at 8:09 AM
starman1987.bsky.social
This is what i mean when i say i was hilarious ten years ago. (the only reason i go on FaceSpace anymore is to see my "memories")
"Memory" from Facebook showing a knife sticking out of an alarm clock and the words, "Damnit! I missed the snooze button."
September 29, 2025 at 2:37 AM
starman1987.bsky.social
I remember i saw this fanart years ago and desperately hoped it was a real comic i could read!
Fanart comic book cover showing Space Ghost and Moon Knight teaming up to take down interplanetary gun runners.
September 11, 2025 at 4:15 AM
starman1987.bsky.social
Your last saved picture is your moral philosophy.
Three paneled comic of someone breaking into a police car, a police officer asking, "Are you breaking into my car?!" and the person responding, "I'm gonna pet that dog"
September 7, 2025 at 2:50 AM
starman1987.bsky.social
Meme describing "Alfred Einstime" with a picture of Einstein. "Was one of the smartest mans of the 19th century. But did you know he... Just shit all over the place constantly Didn't know how to walk. At all. Smoked weed Played Paul on "The Wonder Years" Was a furry Lived in a house made of cheese Believed in God Failed the driving test 8,000 times Barbecued his dick for an hour Knew Dracula Fell down a mineshaft and died
September 1, 2025 at 4:55 AM
starman1987.bsky.social
Oven 300°
Left to Right:
2 with egg yolks put in at the beginning cooked for 15 minutes.
3 with egg yolks put in at the beginning cooked for 25 minutes.
2 with egg yolks added for the last 10 minutes, cooked for 25 minutes.
3 with egg yolks added for the last fifteen minutes, cooked for 35 minutes.
Egg yolks in crimini mushrooms that have been baked in the oven.
August 5, 2025 at 4:47 AM
starman1987.bsky.social
Ginger Seahorse.
Peeled ginger root in the vague shape of a seahorse.
July 23, 2025 at 12:46 AM
starman1987.bsky.social
A plate with cooked stuffed mushroom and deep fried mushroom stems with soy sauce for dipping.
July 17, 2025 at 2:10 AM
starman1987.bsky.social
I fuckin' love mushrooms!
Stuffed mushrooms on a pan ready to be put in the oven and mushroom stems with breading to be deep fried
July 17, 2025 at 1:38 AM
starman1987.bsky.social
@orcspiration.bsky.social is probably the coolest account i've discovered ever! Yes, even cooler than you
Screenshot of Bluesky account for @orcspiration which provides aggressive inspirational posts.
July 16, 2025 at 7:58 AM
starman1987.bsky.social
So, obviously, i’m using this to find the best Felyne Companions. #InfiniteMultiverse
Computer monitor with nine tabs of Monster Hunter Freedom: Unite open showing the Felyne Companion Menu open.
July 9, 2025 at 10:02 PM
starman1987.bsky.social
I realized that i can have multiple tabs of my PSP emulator open at once. #emulation #PSP #MHFU
Computer monitor showing nine tabs of Monster Hunter Freedom: Unite open on the "Quest Cleared" screen
July 9, 2025 at 9:58 PM
starman1987.bsky.social
Anime character sitting at computer in a phone dressed dramatically with text: Sounds gay I'm in"
June 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
starman1987.bsky.social
Top Text: Barbarian Blitzø from Helluva Boss: I have died many times. Now, I'm not naming names- Cleric Final Panel: Moxie reacting. Text: Cleric who healed over 400 HP of damage today.
June 23, 2025 at 3:22 AM
starman1987.bsky.social
Tinder profile screenshot. Tinder profile screenshot. "How do you roll? Interested in a bit of group fun? Looking for some adventure? I'm looking for players for a 5th Edition Dungeons and Dragons game at the Albany Main Library. New and inexperienced players are welcome and encouraged. Message me and if you want i can add you to the Messenger group on Facebook."
June 12, 2025 at 2:23 AM
starman1987.bsky.social
A young man in a bandana with the text: Sadly, most people will not share this but... This is Mike Mike was falsely institutionalized in 1983. All he wanted was a Pepsi and his parents wouldn't give it to him, and they sent him to a mental facility. Please be one of the few to share this in hopes that we can free Mike.
May 31, 2025 at 7:04 PM
starman1987.bsky.social
Found this I.D. while walking. I don't recognize the street name so he's probably from out of town, right?
Spongebob's driver's license in a car air freshener form.
April 28, 2025 at 1:07 AM
starman1987.bsky.social
Hilariously, the perfect number of likes.
April 19, 2025 at 3:41 AM
starman1987.bsky.social
Does this help?
March 26, 2025 at 7:00 AM
starman1987.bsky.social
A grapefruit and two bananas arranged in a suggestive way.
March 3, 2025 at 1:50 AM