Sarah
@starryeyed37.bsky.social
I'm not where I should be, I'm not what I could be, but I'm not who I was
Loved being stuck inside a courtroom during the eclipse
April 8, 2024 at 7:38 PM
Loved being stuck inside a courtroom during the eclipse
I’m begging y’all to learn the difference between these signs
April 6, 2024 at 9:08 PM
I’m begging y’all to learn the difference between these signs
Whoever did the ransomware attack on Jackson County, your mom’s a ho
April 4, 2024 at 3:14 PM
Whoever did the ransomware attack on Jackson County, your mom’s a ho
Really need people to stop saying world champions for a league that only exists in one country
February 14, 2024 at 7:19 PM
Really need people to stop saying world champions for a league that only exists in one country
Rice Krispie treats but with Crunch Berries and Lucky Charms Marshmallows. You’re welcome.
January 15, 2024 at 12:11 AM
Rice Krispie treats but with Crunch Berries and Lucky Charms Marshmallows. You’re welcome.
The most unrealistic thing in Elf is how quickly they get the DNA test results back.
December 22, 2023 at 2:27 AM
The most unrealistic thing in Elf is how quickly they get the DNA test results back.
My mom tested positive for covid today so Christmas is postponed. 🙃
December 21, 2023 at 1:12 AM
My mom tested positive for covid today so Christmas is postponed. 🙃
I’ve been in New York for approximately 12 hours and have had pizza and a bagel. I’m doing it right.
November 23, 2023 at 4:25 PM
I’ve been in New York for approximately 12 hours and have had pizza and a bagel. I’m doing it right.
It’s wild it’s Thanksgiving this week and I’ll be in New York in a few days.
November 20, 2023 at 3:05 PM
It’s wild it’s Thanksgiving this week and I’ll be in New York in a few days.
So my mom’s yard is next to a cemetery and they don’t have a fence right now and her tiny little dog chased a rabbit into the middle of a funeral today.
November 18, 2023 at 6:16 PM
So my mom’s yard is next to a cemetery and they don’t have a fence right now and her tiny little dog chased a rabbit into the middle of a funeral today.
Me as soon as I’m home alone
November 6, 2023 at 1:22 AM
Me as soon as I’m home alone
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Making plans for Halloween? Consider stopping by Mitch e Amaro for a couple rum bevs with me 👻🍹
October 17, 2023 at 2:00 AM
Making plans for Halloween? Consider stopping by Mitch e Amaro for a couple rum bevs with me 👻🍹