My degree is in history.

Sometimes I wish I could deal with transphobes the way that some trans people have historically.

These two facts are definitely not related at all.

Apparently my definition of "rusty on the keyboard" is playing the first few pages of Bach's toccata and fugue in d minor from memory at 1 am after not playing for 2 months cause I'm stressed about an interview.

When I say I want a woman to treat me like a princess, just remember I am a history major who specializes in medieval history