starry
@starrykougra.bsky.social
mental health rat. “artist.” wedding officiant and rainforest cafe stan. leftist. dissociating / suffering. im so tired!
What if Closing Time just started playing at the end of everyone’s therapy session
August 1, 2025 at 12:21 AM
What if Closing Time just started playing at the end of everyone’s therapy session
I hate this fucking country
July 3, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I hate this fucking country
Okay I really like officiating weddings
June 23, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Okay I really like officiating weddings
This is a very audacious thing to say, but I can write a better wedding ceremony than AI
June 19, 2025 at 2:34 AM
This is a very audacious thing to say, but I can write a better wedding ceremony than AI
Please be seated, sluts
June 18, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Please be seated, sluts
By the power invested in me by THE SWEAT OF MY BROW
June 18, 2025 at 2:42 AM
By the power invested in me by THE SWEAT OF MY BROW
listening to the white lotus theme over and over to hype myself out of depression
June 14, 2025 at 11:49 AM
listening to the white lotus theme over and over to hype myself out of depression
I cannot be everywhere at once, people!
June 10, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I cannot be everywhere at once, people!
I’m at the point where if I see my cat eating all my plants, I let him
June 5, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I’m at the point where if I see my cat eating all my plants, I let him
Accountability is sexy
June 4, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Accountability is sexy
I have spent 15 years trying to figure out the meaning of the song Candles by Daughter
May 28, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I have spent 15 years trying to figure out the meaning of the song Candles by Daughter
Paid $900 for my cat to take a shit
May 28, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Paid $900 for my cat to take a shit
Trauma bonded with Chicago
May 26, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Trauma bonded with Chicago
Situational irony is passing a business aptly named ‘survival mode’ when you’re stressed the fuck out and have 16736 things to do
May 24, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Situational irony is passing a business aptly named ‘survival mode’ when you’re stressed the fuck out and have 16736 things to do
wearing silly socks in the apocalypse
May 20, 2025 at 12:28 PM
wearing silly socks in the apocalypse
wearing silly socks in the daily tangle of despair
May 20, 2025 at 12:28 PM
wearing silly socks in the daily tangle of despair
burnt out. crispy. toast
May 16, 2025 at 3:46 PM
burnt out. crispy. toast
dissociation + health anxiety = I DEFINITELY HAVE DEMENTIA
May 15, 2025 at 1:13 AM
dissociation + health anxiety = I DEFINITELY HAVE DEMENTIA
this attorney is my fucking nemesis dude
May 15, 2025 at 1:13 AM
this attorney is my fucking nemesis dude