Starscream
@starscreamarmada.bsky.social
I am Starscream! Decep- Autob- er... unaffiliated cybertronian. The only thing worth fighting is evil itself
For the purposes of this account, only Armada happened. Energon isn't real and can't character assassinate me and Cybertron is its own continuity
For the purposes of this account, only Armada happened. Energon isn't real and can't character assassinate me and Cybertron is its own continuity
Pinned
My name is Starscream... but not this universe's Starscream. I am from universe UT-02 [Armada].
This is a message for all other lost sparks. Come to the abandoned factory, coordinates enclosed. You will be safe here, with others like us, under the care of Amalgamous Prime!
This is a message for all other lost sparks. Come to the abandoned factory, coordinates enclosed. You will be safe here, with others like us, under the care of Amalgamous Prime!
please stop shipping me with Megatron I have severe PTSD
February 12, 2026 at 9:30 PM
please stop shipping me with Megatron I have severe PTSD
wait what do you mean cybertronians just walk around in broad daylight here??? I just saw Optimus Prime, someone who looks vaguely like a very old and cranky Red Alert, and 3 autobots I don't recognize on the news fixing a bridge??? I thought we were robots in disguise???
February 11, 2026 at 7:09 PM
wait what do you mean cybertronians just walk around in broad daylight here??? I just saw Optimus Prime, someone who looks vaguely like a very old and cranky Red Alert, and 3 autobots I don't recognize on the news fixing a bridge??? I thought we were robots in disguise???
I know not everyone's cut out for flight at mach speeds but Cyclonus of all bots turned into a helicopter and he got by just fine! If that single core scatterbrain could fly, what's stopping you?
February 10, 2026 at 11:28 PM
I know not everyone's cut out for flight at mach speeds but Cyclonus of all bots turned into a helicopter and he got by just fine! If that single core scatterbrain could fly, what's stopping you?
Vertical stabilizers are a crutch, you don't need them.
February 9, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Vertical stabilizers are a crutch, you don't need them.
My name is Starscream... but not this universe's Starscream. I am from universe UT-02 [Armada].
This is a message for all other lost sparks. Come to the abandoned factory, coordinates enclosed. You will be safe here, with others like us, under the care of Amalgamous Prime!
This is a message for all other lost sparks. Come to the abandoned factory, coordinates enclosed. You will be safe here, with others like us, under the care of Amalgamous Prime!
February 8, 2026 at 1:03 AM
My name is Starscream... but not this universe's Starscream. I am from universe UT-02 [Armada].
This is a message for all other lost sparks. Come to the abandoned factory, coordinates enclosed. You will be safe here, with others like us, under the care of Amalgamous Prime!
This is a message for all other lost sparks. Come to the abandoned factory, coordinates enclosed. You will be safe here, with others like us, under the care of Amalgamous Prime!
It appears a "content farm" reposted me faster than my optics could process
February 7, 2026 at 8:34 PM
It appears a "content farm" reposted me faster than my optics could process
This abandoned factory Seaspray found and set up shop in is pretty cozy, it certainly beats living in a million year old wrecked Minicon ship on the moon
February 7, 2026 at 8:32 PM
This abandoned factory Seaspray found and set up shop in is pretty cozy, it certainly beats living in a million year old wrecked Minicon ship on the moon
I'll never understand how Demolishor made it into Megatron's elite force, I'm not sure he actually got a brain module installed. All those guns and missiles and he tried to PUSH a locked door that opened vertically.
Oh right, he was a whimpering sycophant.
Oh right, he was a whimpering sycophant.
February 7, 2026 at 6:22 PM
I'll never understand how Demolishor made it into Megatron's elite force, I'm not sure he actually got a brain module installed. All those guns and missiles and he tried to PUSH a locked door that opened vertically.
Oh right, he was a whimpering sycophant.
Oh right, he was a whimpering sycophant.
Maybe someday I'll find Swindle, maybe even Jetstorm, Sonar, and Runway. With them at my side and the Star Saber in hand, it felt like I could take on the whole universe
February 7, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Maybe someday I'll find Swindle, maybe even Jetstorm, Sonar, and Runway. With them at my side and the Star Saber in hand, it felt like I could take on the whole universe
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February 7, 2026 at 3:42 AM
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Loot that drops after defeating me:
- 1-4 minicons
- Sword made of a wing
- Shiny space rocks
- Manifesto of Unicron being an existential threat
- Medical kit
- Post-traumatic stress disorder
- 1-4 minicons
- Sword made of a wing
- Shiny space rocks
- Manifesto of Unicron being an existential threat
- Medical kit
- Post-traumatic stress disorder
Loot that drops after defeating me:
- A half empty coffee cup
- Skybound Transformers comics
- Used scrunchies
- Peter Jackson’s King Kong: The Official Game
- Family Video Gift Card
- A half empty coffee cup
- Skybound Transformers comics
- Used scrunchies
- Peter Jackson’s King Kong: The Official Game
- Family Video Gift Card
Loot that drops after defeating me:
- Sandman Mystery Theatre Compendium
- Loaf of banana bread
- Marvel’s Blink Funko Pop figurine
- Random Godzilla film on Blu-ray
- Bottle of Fanta Orange
- Sandman Mystery Theatre Compendium
- Loaf of banana bread
- Marvel’s Blink Funko Pop figurine
- Random Godzilla film on Blu-ray
- Bottle of Fanta Orange
February 5, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Loot that drops after defeating me:
- 1-4 minicons
- Sword made of a wing
- Shiny space rocks
- Manifesto of Unicron being an existential threat
- Medical kit
- Post-traumatic stress disorder
- 1-4 minicons
- Sword made of a wing
- Shiny space rocks
- Manifesto of Unicron being an existential threat
- Medical kit
- Post-traumatic stress disorder
Who is this "Elon Musk" (ridiculous name) and why is he making sparkless robots that can't do anything named after Optimus Prime?
February 5, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Who is this "Elon Musk" (ridiculous name) and why is he making sparkless robots that can't do anything named after Optimus Prime?
I've been told to try this "selfie" thing, am I doing it right?
#Transformers
#Transformers
February 4, 2026 at 11:26 PM
I've been told to try this "selfie" thing, am I doing it right?
#Transformers
#Transformers
Good day all! Remember to top up on energon and look after your minicons!
February 4, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Good day all! Remember to top up on energon and look after your minicons!
You know, it really is a pity none of us noticed this for 4 million years...
February 4, 2026 at 4:55 AM
You know, it really is a pity none of us noticed this for 4 million years...
February 4, 2026 at 4:50 AM
February 3, 2026 at 10:24 PM
So I get blasted by Unicron, survive somehow, wind up in a different reality entirely, and run into THREE others who are also lost here somehow... Well, one of them seems to be here on purpose, but I'm not about to question one of the 13.
February 3, 2026 at 12:36 AM
So I get blasted by Unicron, survive somehow, wind up in a different reality entirely, and run into THREE others who are also lost here somehow... Well, one of them seems to be here on purpose, but I'm not about to question one of the 13.
I miss Hot Shot. We had our differences and tried to kill each other plenty of times, but he came to earth and as soon as he learned of consumer electronics he started using computer parts as insults and that was pretty great. Fighting together was so good, we beat Megatron and FORGOT to finish it
February 2, 2026 at 3:37 PM
I miss Hot Shot. We had our differences and tried to kill each other plenty of times, but he came to earth and as soon as he learned of consumer electronics he started using computer parts as insults and that was pretty great. Fighting together was so good, we beat Megatron and FORGOT to finish it
Swords are cool and honourable. Giant cannons are effective. Too many choose one or the other, why not both? I chose both and looked good doing it.
February 2, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Swords are cool and honourable. Giant cannons are effective. Too many choose one or the other, why not both? I chose both and looked good doing it.
Artificial... intelligence? I'm no mnemosurgeon, but those algorithms aren't how you make a silicon brain, that's just a word predictor. A bad one. And it's just stealing things? Humans confuse me.
February 2, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Artificial... intelligence? I'm no mnemosurgeon, but those algorithms aren't how you make a silicon brain, that's just a word predictor. A bad one. And it's just stealing things? Humans confuse me.
My escapades are documented in a TV show! Transformers Armada! It is viewable on your "internet" for free on the domain "youtube" uploaded by Magnus after dark. I implore you to look beyond its faults and give it a chance, as Alexis did of me. It truly is more than meets the eye
#TransformersArmada
#TransformersArmada
February 1, 2026 at 10:49 PM
My escapades are documented in a TV show! Transformers Armada! It is viewable on your "internet" for free on the domain "youtube" uploaded by Magnus after dark. I implore you to look beyond its faults and give it a chance, as Alexis did of me. It truly is more than meets the eye
#TransformersArmada
#TransformersArmada
I didn't get blasted into the next reality just for humans of all things to work up enough hate to bring Unicron back to life.
So, in terms even Demolishor would understand: trans rights are the rights of all sentient beings and you aren't better than another fleshling based on your colour!
So, in terms even Demolishor would understand: trans rights are the rights of all sentient beings and you aren't better than another fleshling based on your colour!
February 1, 2026 at 7:57 PM
I didn't get blasted into the next reality just for humans of all things to work up enough hate to bring Unicron back to life.
So, in terms even Demolishor would understand: trans rights are the rights of all sentient beings and you aren't better than another fleshling based on your colour!
So, in terms even Demolishor would understand: trans rights are the rights of all sentient beings and you aren't better than another fleshling based on your colour!
I get the strangest feeling I've done something to catch the ire of a multiversally aware demigod
February 1, 2026 at 3:45 PM
I get the strangest feeling I've done something to catch the ire of a multiversally aware demigod
Alright, patched up the gash in my chest, replaced my sword again... For anyone listening, don't let yourself get run through with a mythical sword to prove a point. It will probably work, but it hurts a lot. Do shoot at Unicron though, that was worth it
January 31, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Alright, patched up the gash in my chest, replaced my sword again... For anyone listening, don't let yourself get run through with a mythical sword to prove a point. It will probably work, but it hurts a lot. Do shoot at Unicron though, that was worth it