Ali
@starsrblind.bsky.social
Finally wearing my glasses even though they make me look like I’m about to sing doo-wop and it’s crazy how much better I can see the tv. It’s almost like I needed glasses or something.
December 13, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Finally wearing my glasses even though they make me look like I’m about to sing doo-wop and it’s crazy how much better I can see the tv. It’s almost like I needed glasses or something.
I live on a main road and an insane amount of you drive around screaming at each other. Just constantly.
November 29, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I live on a main road and an insane amount of you drive around screaming at each other. Just constantly.
People not from Massachusetts must be a little disappointed when they realize most of Salem is kind of a shithole and doesn’t look quite as nice as it does in movies. Hopefully they get to go to Bunghole Liquors while they’re visiting.
October 14, 2025 at 9:09 PM
People not from Massachusetts must be a little disappointed when they realize most of Salem is kind of a shithole and doesn’t look quite as nice as it does in movies. Hopefully they get to go to Bunghole Liquors while they’re visiting.
If anyone is looking for some dick related Halloween decor for their cupcakes, these bad boys are available on amazon. People are really making strides in the dick shaped decorations industry.
October 4, 2025 at 5:18 PM
If anyone is looking for some dick related Halloween decor for their cupcakes, these bad boys are available on amazon. People are really making strides in the dick shaped decorations industry.
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🎶 Take a look, it's in a book 🎶
🥹 After nearly 20 years... Reading Rainbow is returning to motivate, help, and encourage kids to become avid readers with new episodes, new friends, new projects, and of course... new books! Make sure to follow the rainbow 📚🌈
#FollowTheRainbow
🥹 After nearly 20 years... Reading Rainbow is returning to motivate, help, and encourage kids to become avid readers with new episodes, new friends, new projects, and of course... new books! Make sure to follow the rainbow 📚🌈
#FollowTheRainbow
September 29, 2025 at 3:06 PM
🎶 Take a look, it's in a book 🎶
🥹 After nearly 20 years... Reading Rainbow is returning to motivate, help, and encourage kids to become avid readers with new episodes, new friends, new projects, and of course... new books! Make sure to follow the rainbow 📚🌈
#FollowTheRainbow
🥹 After nearly 20 years... Reading Rainbow is returning to motivate, help, and encourage kids to become avid readers with new episodes, new friends, new projects, and of course... new books! Make sure to follow the rainbow 📚🌈
#FollowTheRainbow
When I was driving to work this morning I saw a deer in the mist eating grass, gently backlit by the rising morning sun. For a moment I remembered life can be beautiful even when so much of it is so ugly.
September 9, 2025 at 6:04 PM
When I was driving to work this morning I saw a deer in the mist eating grass, gently backlit by the rising morning sun. For a moment I remembered life can be beautiful even when so much of it is so ugly.
Woke up with Dirrty by Christina Aguilera stuck in my head and the sound of someone running a very loud compressor next door. I’m not sure which one to be more annoyed by.
September 7, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Woke up with Dirrty by Christina Aguilera stuck in my head and the sound of someone running a very loud compressor next door. I’m not sure which one to be more annoyed by.
I have eaten a little more than 3 lbs of dried cranberries over the last 2 weeks and I feel like that’s an unreasonable amount of dried cranberries to consume. I also don’t think I can stop eating them & I guess I’m just going to ride this out and see what happens.
September 3, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I have eaten a little more than 3 lbs of dried cranberries over the last 2 weeks and I feel like that’s an unreasonable amount of dried cranberries to consume. I also don’t think I can stop eating them & I guess I’m just going to ride this out and see what happens.
Just met a handsome grasshopper in my yard. Really lived up to its name!
August 30, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Just met a handsome grasshopper in my yard. Really lived up to its name!
Saturday morning dog movie club started and we’re watching Dazed and Confused. She seems mildly concerned that they’re paddling people, but she enjoys all the running so it’s fine.
August 30, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Saturday morning dog movie club started and we’re watching Dazed and Confused. She seems mildly concerned that they’re paddling people, but she enjoys all the running so it’s fine.
My calendar at work has UK bank holidays on it and I’m really annoyed that they have today off and I do not.
August 25, 2025 at 11:29 AM
My calendar at work has UK bank holidays on it and I’m really annoyed that they have today off and I do not.
My dog and I have a little weekend movie club when my partner has to work. Yesterday we watched Night of the Zoopocalypse and Clueless. Today we’re watching Madagascar & She’s All That if we have enough time.
August 24, 2025 at 2:38 PM
My dog and I have a little weekend movie club when my partner has to work. Yesterday we watched Night of the Zoopocalypse and Clueless. Today we’re watching Madagascar & She’s All That if we have enough time.
I keep seeing people say “don’t use crazy, it’s ableist” “don’t use stupid, it’s ableist”. I’m both crazy and stupid so now what?? Stop policing other people jfc.
August 23, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I keep seeing people say “don’t use crazy, it’s ableist” “don’t use stupid, it’s ableist”. I’m both crazy and stupid so now what?? Stop policing other people jfc.
Everyone should watch The Burbs before the summer is over. You have a little over a month to do so.
August 17, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Everyone should watch The Burbs before the summer is over. You have a little over a month to do so.
Listening to the Pinkerton Thugs waiting for my blueberry pancakes to be made and hanging with my dog and partner. Looks like I’m having a pretty decent little Sunday.
August 17, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Listening to the Pinkerton Thugs waiting for my blueberry pancakes to be made and hanging with my dog and partner. Looks like I’m having a pretty decent little Sunday.
I know I shouldn’t eat cheese fries, my body tells me I shouldn’t eat cheese fries, but I’m sitting here lamenting my bad decisions yet again because I ate god damn cheese fries. They were amazing though.
August 16, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I know I shouldn’t eat cheese fries, my body tells me I shouldn’t eat cheese fries, but I’m sitting here lamenting my bad decisions yet again because I ate god damn cheese fries. They were amazing though.
My dog likes Freddy Got Fingered more than any human I have ever watched it with. That’s why she’s my fucking roll dog.
August 16, 2025 at 4:39 PM
My dog likes Freddy Got Fingered more than any human I have ever watched it with. That’s why she’s my fucking roll dog.
Filling out forms for the rheumatologist and it asked if I had trigger finger??? Googled it and it sounds painful, but it also sounds like an injury a cowboy would get.
August 14, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Filling out forms for the rheumatologist and it asked if I had trigger finger??? Googled it and it sounds painful, but it also sounds like an injury a cowboy would get.
I got really overly emotional when I saw an old golden retriever walking with a lanky golden puppy this morning, so you could say I’m doing great mentally.
August 12, 2025 at 12:25 PM
I got really overly emotional when I saw an old golden retriever walking with a lanky golden puppy this morning, so you could say I’m doing great mentally.
There’s a real old guy near me who looks like Neil Young and all he ever seems to be doing is switching vehicles and putting stuff into a storage container constantly. He’s retired, but I feel like he’s going some type of dirt just can’t figure out which type.
August 11, 2025 at 2:12 PM
There’s a real old guy near me who looks like Neil Young and all he ever seems to be doing is switching vehicles and putting stuff into a storage container constantly. He’s retired, but I feel like he’s going some type of dirt just can’t figure out which type.
I’ve been watching reality tv since I was a child. So I’ve learned a lot and now that I’m in my 40s I think it’s time to start my pop career even though I have no discernible talent. Also I feel like I should start hosting parties with elaborate themes that no one else enjoys.
August 9, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I’ve been watching reality tv since I was a child. So I’ve learned a lot and now that I’m in my 40s I think it’s time to start my pop career even though I have no discernible talent. Also I feel like I should start hosting parties with elaborate themes that no one else enjoys.
My partner hates Halloween H20 so I’m watching it with my dog. I love it because I have memories of sneaking into it when I was underage & also it has LL Cool J in it. How anyone could hate it is beyond me.
August 9, 2025 at 2:42 PM
My partner hates Halloween H20 so I’m watching it with my dog. I love it because I have memories of sneaking into it when I was underage & also it has LL Cool J in it. How anyone could hate it is beyond me.
I was just flipped off by two very young kids with a lemonade stand. I’m assuming they shot me the bird because I didn’t stop (I had no cash), but honestly I respect their marketing.
August 8, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I was just flipped off by two very young kids with a lemonade stand. I’m assuming they shot me the bird because I didn’t stop (I had no cash), but honestly I respect their marketing.
My dog loses all respect for me when I sit crisscross applesauce in the grass while she’s doing her business. I told her to stop doing something, she looked at me, snorted, and continued on with the bad behavior.
August 4, 2025 at 8:10 PM
My dog loses all respect for me when I sit crisscross applesauce in the grass while she’s doing her business. I told her to stop doing something, she looked at me, snorted, and continued on with the bad behavior.
Saw a very small very new looking cow/calf on my way to work and almost crashed into a tree because I was looking too hard.
July 22, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Saw a very small very new looking cow/calf on my way to work and almost crashed into a tree because I was looking too hard.